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WARNING!: The following posts are going to be morbid. Dont be a nazi, and enjoy this post...as well as further posts in the future...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
-When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
-Fucked.

How do you make a man pregnant?
-Stick a dead baby up his ass!

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
-A baby with a black eye!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
-With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
-With tortilla chips!!!

How are babies and the elderly alike?
-Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Spartan
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Whats the Difference between a sports car and a pile of Dead babys?

I dont have a sports car in my garage.


What can you use to move a pile of dead babys and hay?

A pitch fork.
Cteno
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Dude, those are sick!


What's the difference between a dead baby and a hole in the wall?

-You can't eat the hole in the wall after you have sex with it!
Savedox
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How do you make a baby float?

-Take your foot off of it
Rogue
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What do you get when you hit a baby with a 2x4 and the blood sprays onto the wall in the shape of a swastika?

- An erection.
Cteno
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I just noticed that nobody has any of these up yet, so....



1)How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them!



2)Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

To see the expression on their face!



3)Why is a pot of water boiled every time a baby is born?

If it's born dead, you can make soup!



4)What's red and sitting in the corner?

A baby with a razorblade!



5)What's green and black and sitting in the corner?

The same baby 2 months later!
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