SurpriseAdoption Cat

(25% Affectionate, 53% Excitable, 33% Hungry)

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness.

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Sad Cookie Cat

(51% Affectionate, 45% Excitable, 64% Hungry)

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

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Ceiling Cat

(50% Affectionate, 50% Excitable, 35% Hungry)

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

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Lion Warning Cat

(77% Affectionate, 57% Excitable, 40% Hungry)

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

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Cheezburger cat

(87% Affectionate, 69% Excitable, 53% Hungry)

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.

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Ceiling Cat

(50% Affectionate, 43% Excitable, 22% Hungry, 425% on skill of Nagis pevertness)

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

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Longcat

(82% Affectionate, 46% Excitable, 17% Hungry)

Protector of truth.
Slayer of darkness.
Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

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