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Bitmap
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The Aristocrats!

This is my favorite version:

Xeios
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LAWL, Vulkar, I'm stealing that one, fyi.
Xeoman
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WOW.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Bu-dum pish!
Yasu
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*in a really fact Scottish ascent*
So this Scottish man was drunk and stumbling down the road, and he stops off at a tree to take a wee nap. A few hours later this bonny young lass walks by and sees him there sleeping. She thinks to her self "I wonder if what he has on under his kilt." So she walks over lifts up the kilt to find he has nothing on. She takes the ribbon out of her hair and ties it in a bow, and off she goes. The man wakes up about an hour later having to pee. As he starts goin he looks down and see the bow. Seein this he says "I don't know where you've been laddie, but it seams you've won first prize."
Squire Vince
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Guess who i saw yesterday! Everybody i looked at.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Phoenixocracy
Posts: 766/2746
Xeo, I challenge you to a duel. Of what, I know not. But I challenge you.

Vulkar, no. xD
Although, Xeo and I seem to have spammed your thread.
Xeoman
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus
Posts: 3572/4540
Want to hear a joke? Xeu.

Want to hear two? Phoenix and Xeu.



I kid, I kid.
Phoenixocracy
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Xeoman
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Phoenixocracy
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Xeoman
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Phoenixocracy
Posts: 745/2746
Bring it.
Xeoman
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When you use that everywhere, I'll counter with these.

Phoenixocracy
Posts: 741/2746
So Phoenix goes to the doctor, and he gets his temperature taken. When the doctor looks at the thermometer, he exclaim "Gee whiz! You're burnin' up!".

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.

knock knock.
who's there?
you know.
you know who?
thats right- avada kedavra

Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!

Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue


Yeah.



EDIT: I'm going to start using this everywhere.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus
Posts: 3562/4540
So a man walks into an antique store and says, "What's new?"
Phoenixocracy
Posts: 673/2746
Two antennas met on a roof one day. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!!!

Yeah, lame, but oh well.
Rogue
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It's old, but I throw it out there from time to time...

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little boy heading in their direction.

The priest says, "Let's screw him!"

And the rabbi goes, "Outta what?"
Lord Vulkas Mormonus
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Alright, here's the deal, you hear a funny joke, you post the funny joke, we laugh. Good? Yes.

I'll post a couple to get us started.

Two muffins were in an oven, you know, just chilling and baking, when one says to the other, "Wow, it's getting freaking hot in here!"

The other says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the gun!"

Now post yours!
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