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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 07-07-10 06:43 PM Link | Quote
Alright, here's the deal, you hear a funny joke, you post the funny joke, we laugh. Good? Yes.

I'll post a couple to get us started.

Two muffins were in an oven, you know, just chilling and baking, when one says to the other, "Wow, it's getting freaking hot in here!"

The other says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the gun!"

Now post yours!
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 07-07-10 07:09 PM Link | Quote
It's old, but I throw it out there from time to time...

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little boy heading in their direction.

The priest says, "Let's screw him!"

And the rabbi goes, "Outta what?"
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 07-08-10 03:02 PM Link | Quote
Two antennas met on a roof one day. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!!!

Yeah, lame, but oh well.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 07-11-10 11:50 PM Link | Quote
So a man walks into an antique store and says, "What's new?"
Phoenixocracy

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Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 07-12-10 01:30 AM Link | Quote
So Phoenix goes to the doctor, and he gets his temperature taken. When the doctor looks at the thermometer, he exclaim "Gee whiz! You're burnin' up!".

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.

knock knock.
who's there?
you know.
you know who?
thats right- avada kedavra

Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!

Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue


Yeah.



EDIT: I'm going to start using this everywhere.



(Last edited by Phoenix on 07-12-10 03:45 AM)
Xeoman

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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 07-12-10 04:34 AM Link | Quote
When you use that everywhere, I'll counter with these.

Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 07-12-10 04:37 AM Link | Quote
Bring it.
Xeoman

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Posted on 07-12-10 04:48 AM Link | Quote
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
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Posted on 07-12-10 04:56 AM Link | Quote
Xeoman

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Posted on 07-12-10 02:08 PM Link | Quote
Phoenixocracy

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Since: 01-08-10
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Posted on 07-12-10 06:00 PM Link | Quote
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 1119 days
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Posted on 07-12-10 11:57 PM Link | Quote
Want to hear a joke? Xeu.

Want to hear two? Phoenix and Xeu.



I kid, I kid.


(Last edited by Vulkar on 07-12-10 11:58 PM)
Xeoman

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Posted on 07-13-10 12:06 AM Link | Quote
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 07-13-10 12:47 AM Link | Quote
Xeo, I challenge you to a duel. Of what, I know not. But I challenge you.

Vulkar, no. xD
Although, Xeo and I seem to have spammed your thread.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
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Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 07-13-10 11:33 PM Link | Quote
Guess who i saw yesterday! Everybody i looked at.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Yasu

Posting Pig








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Posted on 07-16-10 04:31 AM Link | Quote
*in a really fact Scottish ascent*
So this Scottish man was drunk and stumbling down the road, and he stops off at a tree to take a wee nap. A few hours later this bonny young lass walks by and sees him there sleeping. She thinks to her self "I wonder if what he has on under his kilt." So she walks over lifts up the kilt to find he has nothing on. She takes the ribbon out of her hair and ties it in a bow, and off she goes. The man wakes up about an hour later having to pee. As he starts goin he looks down and see the bow. Seein this he says "I don't know where you've been laddie, but it seams you've won first prize."
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 07-22-10 08:35 PM Link | Quote
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Bu-dum pish!
Xeoman

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Posted on 07-22-10 08:39 PM Link | Quote
WOW.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

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Posted on 07-23-10 01:04 AM Link | Quote
LAWL, Vulkar, I'm stealing that one, fyi.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 07-27-10 05:23 PM Link | Quote
The Aristocrats!

This is my favorite version:

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