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Déesse

Sailor Déesse
Mistress of Pink
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy








Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

Since last post: 6326 days
Last activity: 6058 days
Posted on 03-07-05 10:55 PM Link | Quote
1. Sure I'll get my license, but can you hold my beer?
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in..
3. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed.....have you been eating doughnuts?"
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good, just so one of us does..
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer..
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. I was just trying to keep up with traffic... Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are!
Stalker









Since: 05-11-05

Since last post: 6893 days
Last activity: 6779 days
Posted on 05-14-05 02:33 PM Link | Quote




heres some more:
I bet your wife really likes these handcuffs
Care for a doughnut?
Oh god its about the body isnt it?
If i were you i would let me go!
Hey officer is that your night stick or are you just happy to see me?
Before you arrest me maybe mr. george washington can change your mind.
Dark Vader

Slime








Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

Since last post: 6807 days
Last activity: 6793 days
Posted on 05-17-05 12:47 PM Link | Quote
How about

My son is having a baby, i need to get her to the hospital

Registration... I don't have any I just stole this car last week

Who needs a licsence when you have the gas peddal *slam gas peddal*
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 2599 days
Last activity: 2511 days
Posted on 05-17-05 01:14 PM Link | Quote
Donuts R Us. Can I take your order?

What seems to be the problem ociffer? There's no blood in my alcohol.

Hm, I know it's in here somewhere. Just gotta dig past my gun...

(When raining outside) Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person: Do you know why I ran that red light?

What!? Oh no, no, no. She was only reaching for my wallet that fell by my feet. It was hard to get.

Errrr, uhhh.... look over there!!


(Last edited by Cyro Xero on 05-17-05 04:15 PM)
Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 1438 days
Last activity: 625 days
Posted on 05-17-05 01:51 PM Link | Quote
"I thought I could smell Bacon!"

=P
Spyware

Bobo
Zomg!








Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 5432 days
Last activity: 5302 days
Posted on 05-17-05 01:53 PM Link | Quote
Knowing me, ill proably say one of those by accident to a cop

But the "I pay your salary" one, is awesome XD.

"give me a ticket, and i wont pay you "
DRTY_DOM

Bat








Since: 05-17-05
From: Harris County

Since last post: 6049 days
Last activity: 6032 days
Posted on 05-19-05 01:14 PM Link | Quote
Bad cop no doughnut
Dark Vader

Slime








Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

Since last post: 6807 days
Last activity: 6793 days
Posted on 05-20-05 10:27 AM Link | Quote
That's not a badge its a toy.

I'd like a beer and a double cheeseburger
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4318 days
Last activity: 4312 days
Posted on 05-22-05 11:54 AM Link | Quote
occifer, im not as drink as you drunk i am.....

Occifer, i swear to drunk im not god.....

im not drunk, its just the world has gone haywire with the balance mechanisums....

Hey, havent I seen you on Cops?
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

Since last post: 6461 days
Last activity: 6461 days
Posted on 05-22-05 12:50 PM Link | Quote
hehe thats a pretty good joke there Imfao
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 928 days
Last activity: 928 days
Posted on 05-22-05 04:37 PM Link | Quote
"I'm not drunk; I'm alcoholically challenged!"

When speeding, the good thing to say:
Cop: "Awright, where's the fire?"
Woman: "In the flashing brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer!"

The BAD thing to say:
Cop: "Awright, where's the fire?"
Man: "In the flashing brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer!"


(Last edited by Clockworkz on 05-22-05 07:38 PM)
Dark Vader

Slime








Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

Since last post: 6807 days
Last activity: 6793 days
Posted on 05-24-05 10:35 AM Link | Quote
Well if the cop was a guy and gay the second one would work. If the cop was a woman and not gay, again the second one could work.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4318 days
Last activity: 4312 days
Posted on 05-24-05 11:59 AM Link | Quote
Hello officer, no i havent drinked, but would you like me to mix you one????
Dark Vader

Slime








Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

Since last post: 6807 days
Last activity: 6793 days
Posted on 05-31-05 11:30 AM Link | Quote
Hey officer, are your ears always that pointy, or are you just happy to see me?

I like your gun, wanna see mine?


(Last edited by Dark Vader on 05-31-05 02:30 PM)
Broken Dreams

Thief








Since: 05-29-05
From: California

Since last post: 6387 days
Last activity: 6387 days
Posted on 05-31-05 06:00 PM Link | Quote


" If you like to get high, I know where to hook you up."

( here are some suck ups that shouldn't say)

" your built like a God, to bad it's budda."

" hey didn't I see you in the dounut shop?
I'll give you a twinkie if you let me go."

"hey good lookin, what time do you get out of work?
how about you use those hand cuffs for later *wink...wink* "
Dark Vader

Slime








Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

Since last post: 6807 days
Last activity: 6793 days
Posted on 06-01-05 12:18 PM Link | Quote
I'm sorry officer. I didn't mean to run him over... forty times.

Sorry, I thought you were a hooker.

Damn... that was a fun game of cat and mouse.

Can I put a bomb in your car?
Broken Dreams

Thief








Since: 05-29-05
From: California

Since last post: 6387 days
Last activity: 6387 days
Posted on 06-02-05 03:23 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kaijin
"I thought I could smell Bacon!"

=P


lmao its true don't call a cop a pig they will hate it

" and here comes the bacon!!!!!!"
Ryan

Ptooie
Is back!









Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

Since last post: 4406 days
Last activity: 4366 days
Posted on 06-03-05 08:14 AM Link | Quote
"I was wondering what caused that eclipse when I was speeding"
Dark Vader

Slime








Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

Since last post: 6807 days
Last activity: 6793 days
Posted on 06-07-05 12:55 PM Link | Quote
Officer asks "are you drunk, you were swerving all over the place as you tore through that red light."

respond "I thought red meant that someone else had a missile lock!"
Azen Dalin

Thief








Since: 08-30-04

Since last post: 6386 days
Last activity: 6385 days
Posted on 06-08-05 09:23 AM Link | Quote
"I will walk the line...once it stops moving."

"You suck."

*throw a donught* "Go get it boy, go get it!"

"My seat belt isn't on?! Oh well, that's just because the next car I hit doing 80 in a 50 mile zone I want to go STRAIGHT through the wind shield!"

"Breathelizer test?! But I just got one from the cop at the male strip-club!"

XD some of those aren't great...but I like them.
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