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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead.         Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| Whoa. This is NOT cool
I went to go rent it... but they didn't have it! Not for Gamecube... not for ANYTHING. What a crappy chain blockbuster must be! I almost got Resident Evil Zero... god I wish I took up that oppertunity. Looks like I'll only have Fire Emblem to keep me company until Soul Calibur finds its way to the shelves. Are you guys SURE you have it... cause its NOWHERE to be found in the movie store. I've seen in being sold, but I can't rent it! I'm el pissed. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| Schweet. A Cavilier. You're pretty much all set, jump into the RP whenever everyone else does (after the first chapter). Just need you're weapon choices and weapon levels and your ready to rock.
Man! I need to get to posting! |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| *Enter Wiglaf from Area C-1*
"Oh la la... SwordMasters are always so quick. Swift with orders, swift with the blade." Wiglaf smiles as he darts from his hiding place towards another patch of trees in C-6. He looks at the Archer before him and holds his Iron Sword and lunges at the Archer, wounding him, but not slaying him. He stays in the patch of trees, hiding behind a large trunk, bending low to the ground which is covered with dry, dead needles. The Town wall is to his back. The Archer could not hide in the patch near him, as it would be far too close to attack. His strategy of hiding in the trees and forcing the indirect attacker to open grass would have worked flawlessly, if it were not for the Brigand that followed him to the patch adjacent to the theif. No words were spoken among the fighters; the Brigand took one wild swoop at the theif, but, inevitably, missed. Wiglaf swung his Iron Sword downwards, hitting the enemy, and in a burst of adrenline struck again. The Brigand was weakened, but far enough from death to not give up quite yet. *End Wiglaf's Combat Turn* |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| I have continued it. I had too, there was so much more to do! I had to do some editing, so if you see the word "It", with the "I" captalized, that is reffering to One (who was formerly Everyone). I dunno if I completed the editing... but oh well, here it is:
The first plants were Colorless, and spread wherever Pony moved. Pony was the originator of Beauty, as it gave Life to Plants, and the Plants gave back to Pony, as they allowed him to eat them. Pony created trees, and forests, and all the Land which had once been Gray had turned to Green. The Plants, though Colored and Beautiful, cried to One how they required their own Sustenance, as they fed Pony, they should live off of a force also. Their ungrateful cries of Hunger infuriated One, and It had taken its Proper Anatomical fist to the core of the Land, causing a grand Split in the Land. The Sea seeped slowly into this Split, and it came to be the River. The River gave Sustenance to the Plants, and quenched Pony's thirst. Pony could not reach the other side of the River though, as it was far too wide for Pony to bound across, and thus there came a Great Wasteland, that consisted only of grey, Lifeless stone. One's Land had become split in half - one made of all things Living, but there is no definition to Life without Death so it was placed into One's Anatomically Proper hands to Kill Pony and give a Title to the other side of the Land. One hurled Pony over the River, and upon landing his hooves crumbled beneath him, but he had not gone away. Pony had been in Pain, and began to cry, and below him formed a Lake and a small surrounding area of Life - the very life that seeped from him. To end this Misery, One created another creature to finish him. Thus the Lion was formed, the symbol of Death on Land, and Lion had feasted upon Pony's carcass, and that because Pony had given so much back to the Land and to the Lion, he was granted Death, Eternal Sleep. The Soul (the force which powered the creature) within Pony had been Grateful to One, and so One placed this Everlasting Soul within his Anatomically Proper Heart, and thus Afterlife was created, and the Reasoning behind Life and Death was solved. Life was to Create and Take from and for the Land - Death was dealt when the job was done and a creature could take no more. With this new Idea, One came down to the Land and crafted Man with Its power. Man took on the form of Anatomical Perfection, looking like One. One could not have two of Itself, and thus he dulled Man's appearance into an imperfect, pink, soft Flesh. Man ran naked through the Land, and lived freely. One gave Emotion to Man, and thus Curiosity was sparked within Man. Man searched for others of his Kin, and when he could find no one, One formed Woman to accompany man. Because the Process of Creating Man had been Taxing, even on One's Limitless Self, he gave unto Man and Woman the power to Reproduce, and thus Man and Woman created Child. Child had both the Curiosity and Naiivety of both Man and Woman, and thus Child began to explore the Land, unsupervised. Child had found the River and across the shore stood Lion. The First Child took a step into the River and swam across to greet the Lion, unknowing to the fact that greeting the Lion meant Death. With one fell swoop of his massive claw, Lion murdered Child in time for Man and Woman to witness this. Both cried in Horror, as the First Child had become the first of Mankind to Die. Feeling Guilt for having to show Man what Curiosity can create, One took Child into his Eternal Heart and bore The Second Man and The Second Woman as a sign of Forgiveness. The First Coupling produced another child, and this time Child was a Female (that of Woman) and the Second Coupling created a Male (that of Man). The First and Second Families were created, and the Children Aged, as it allowed them to Reproduce. Because the Children aged into Adults, the Adults, too, were forced to age, and when their Bodies had grown too Weak to give back to the Land, One had gently taken their Souls into his Heart, and the Grandchildren of the original Girl and the Second Boy continued on the Legacy of their family. The cycle came to be known as Living, and so Peace was bountiful on the Living side of the River. Men flourished within the Land, and soon One became old Itself. The Being that was One knew not the limitations of Man and Life, so it was that One was to Slumber in the Sky, keeping an Eye on Man. One created a Throne on which to sit, and this became the Moon. He placed the Moon very close to the land in order to easily view Mans Growth and Production. With Its Luminescence, One lit up the Moon, and thus it glowed a pale, perfect Orb, an object to which Man could Worship and view their Creator. Man below formed Colonies with their large Families, and had declared pieces of Land their own. They begun to wear Clothes formed from the backs of Animals which One had produced as to aid Man's Growth. These animals were the Sheep and the Cow. Thus Domesticated Animals lived. To create Undomestication, One created Birds and numerous Untamed Beasts, all of whom were akin, but not as powerful, as the Lion (who still lived in his Dead Land). Man hunted these Animals for Sustenance, and One allowed this as repentance for the Death of the First Son - because Animal had Slaughtered Man first, Man had the Right to Kill and Devour its Enemy forever Onward. Animals were stripped of Intelligence to the point of knowing near nothing and living only to serve Man. But Animal had a chance, and, too, could attack Man, thus creating a Equality and Justice between the two Creatures. There might be more to come. I might end it there though. Who knows what'll come... maybe the growth of Man's Civilization. I'm sure I'll think of something else to add onto it. (Last edited by J. Literal on 11-05-05 04:38 PM) |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| Wow. PS2 exclusive huh?
That explains everything. God damn it... I guess I WILL be asking for that PS2 for christmas. How dissapointing... if they only made it for the Gamecube... |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| If you got the Fierced Deity mask, that made the last battle so anticlimactic... yet so climactic! You were "adult style" Link... but I dunno, it made it TOO easy. I beat it in literally five minutes.
The Spirit temple was a just as much of a joke as Ganons tower. It took me a wicked short time to beat those two. The Battle against Ganon at the very end was most possibly the coolest boss battle ever. It was exciting, especially if you don't have any healing items and your health is low. Aw man. That part rocked so hard... |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| And to think I just recently broke 300. Good job! Thats a lot of posting.
I'll get there... someday... Somewhere... over the rainbow... ... this sounds familar... |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| Man, whats the OPPOSITE of insomnia? Whatever it is, I must have it. I've been so tired lately, and its not like I've been doing anything too strenuous. I freaking fell asleep in math class - I looked at the clock, fell asleep, and woke up and there were five minutes left of class. These are 82 minute blocks, too. Nobody seemed to notice either.
So, my point is, if you have insomnia, go to math class. And, according to Howard Stern, excessive masturbation can induce sleepiness.... just trying to help! Also, there are some foods that can get you to sleep. Turkey doesn't just make people sleepy because they eat so much on Thanksgiving; apparently there is some sort of chemical within it that makes people sleepy. Same with milk - warming the milk up somehow makes this chemical more powerful. Do the math. Warm milk, Turkey, and beating off. You'll get to sleep soon enough. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| This has probably been answered eight gajillion times, but I need to hear it again.
How does somebody get a title on this board? I've asked a couple people, they've said "you need to be a staff member or have over 500 posts" Okay... so, there are totally people that aren't staff, have less post than me, and have titles. Did they do somethin special? Shit yes ho, I want a title. But this is more about my curiosity towards how some people got them... why is it like this? |
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| Welllll, its sunday night for me, and I still have two classes worth of homework to do.
Guess we're in teh same boat. I still have time, but I'm totally not gonna do it. I have my ways of getting things done... mwuahaha.... |
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| Yeah, it sucks, and its soft, and its warm.
And its in my pants as I post. And personally, I find this hilarious, and I had to post it. Anybody have any other shitty stories to share while we're on topic? |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days |
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| Ah ha! I see now. Those people must've been staff and taken off or something...
Thank you! Thats all I needed to know. |
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| The most hilarious thing happened when I was like, ten.
I crapped my bed. When I was asleep. Then when my bed was... messy, I had to sleep in my brothers bed and he had to sleep on the couch. Then I crapped in his bed. I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves while they sleep, but its totally possible. Oh my god. To poop in a hamper... thats the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. There used to be this box in teh gym room filled with clothes that were there for people who forgot to bring their gym clothes. Kids used to pee in that thing all the time. And kids used to have to wear those clothes. |
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days
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All hail the king.
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I'd like to spread some of my own special sauce all over his all beef paddy. Fuck. That took it a little too far.
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days
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Another thing hasn't changed - I still rock.
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Welcome back... I remember you. I don't think I was as active as I am now when you were around... but who cares, you're back, so rock out to the whole Xeogaming thing.
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days
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Actually, thats interesting you said that, the whole androids fighting in wars thing.
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Now this is just something I've heard from my dad... I dunno if its true, and I don't have any articles... but... There is apparently a soldier, that is mechanical, that has enough power to equal 50 human soldiers, and never tire. Sounds like some sort of anime thing, right? Well, apparently "the military" (didn't say which country) has developed this soldier, and that in wars we may use them to recieve what we need. Every human general could have, lets say, 10 of this soldiers. Thats an army of 500 men right there. There's probably a lot more to it. Of course, my dad was probably drunk. If anyone has heard anything about this, post it.
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days
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Trust me, if it happens to you, its so horrible, so wet, so mushy, so delicious, so mortifying, so squishy, so god-awful stanktastic... that you just have to laugh...
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I was gonna poop in some kids shoes, but he found them before I could do the deed. Then... I can't believe I didn't tell this one! When I was about 3, I wanted to use the big toilet instead of my little kids one. So I lifed the seat, and somebody forgot to flush. I didn't really know what flushing was, since my kids toilet didn't have a plunger, so I dove in and took a water moccasin right with both hands... but didn't know what to do next. If I even knew, I probably would've been too fascinated by how it felt. So cold... so soft... like brown playdoh. So then I tasted it. And I walked of out the bathroom with it on my face and dropped it on the floor. I went up to my mom and went "MOMMY I'M FUNNY" and she got really angry, because my aunt was supposed to be watching me while my mom slept, and she thought that she'd been giving me choclate. Lemme tell you, it didn't taste like chocolate, and I was the only one that thought it was funny... The End. True, too.
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days
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I didn't know you were gone! I'm sorry... I knew you were an average poster before, but I didn't seem to notice anyone was gone really. There are others that have left and I dunno where they went off to... I hope you start a trend and those people come back too.
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But El Welcome de La forum ego philia!
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6781 days Last activity: 6670 days
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Name: Rover Damten (Yeah. Like a dog.) Title and Occupation: Founder and Captain-General of the Everywhereland Militia Age: Mid Fifties Height: 6'8'' (a tall sonofabitch) Weight: 250 lbs (a muscular sonofabitch) Race: Human Gender: Male Specific Information[/b} Homeland: Everywhereland Hometown: Fort Damten Marital Status: Doesn't matter anymore. Appearance Hair - a thick mess down to his shoulders. Multiple shades of grey. Face - Grey eyes, with a black patch over the right eye. Has a moustache the same color as his hair that forms into his sideburns, with no hair on his chin or jaw. Body - Tall and clearly muscular. Stands with a super-heroesque posture. Clothing and Armor - Wears no head covering or helmet. Silver plated shoulder armor covers the shoulder of a long white coat (sorta like that of a pirates). The coat has white fur trim around the collar and sleeves. Wears plain white gloves that serves as light protection and allows him great dexterity. A breastplate that matches his shoulder armor is under the coat (the coat is usually undone unless he needs extreme maneuverability). Wears a white shirt made of the same "cloth armor" that his gloves are made of. Wears white "cloth armor" pants, with silver hip armor that goes on the side of his thighs. Wears tall, white, furlined boots with silver toes. Chosen Weapon - Lion's Claw: A sickle made out of the claw of a giant lion (you'll see where he got it in the information below). The claw is silver, and his been whittled down to a smaller size than how it was normally. Extremely sharp (possibly not the sharpest weapon for Sim Battling, but definetly the sharpest item in Everywhereland). Only the point is sharp - the rest is round and blunted, like that of a cats claw. Virtually indestructable, but light (for Damten at least). Upbringing and History Brought up in a home that is spiteful for the Everywhereland Deity, One. An athletic child, Damten grew up to be a very strong man. Had a militaristic father who was the Captain of the City Guard, or pretty much a police chief, because Everywhereland is pretty much one country. Damten's father was strict when it came to teaching his son the way a man should be. Rover agreed with his father that it would be right to live on his own when he turned 13, and so he left Station Three for the Northern Wastelands of Everywhereland. He returned at the age of 23, to visit his father whom he left for ten years. Because of his ability to survive on his own, and because of the man he had turned into, Damten's father was quite proud of his son, and in a move that surprised everyone on the Guard, stepped down from his position to allow his son to fill his shoes. Damten worked for five years on the Guard, a very boring job as nothing as wild as the Wasteland happened within the peaceful confines of the City, until his fathers death in the ELY (Everywhereland Year) 3012 (which is equivalent to the time period in Earth history that was known as the "Medieval Period). Damten left the charge of the city in the hands of the Vice-Captain, and took flight from the City with merely two men in tow. He created a life for himself out on the Wasteland, using whatever resources that were possible. With what little wood he could find, he built a fort (a project that took him nearly 10 years to fully complete), which provided shelter for him and his newly founded Militia which guarded theirselves from the dangers of the Wasteland - 'pirates' who rode down the river, wild beasts that searched and fought for territory, horseriding thieves who prayed on travelers - all fell at the hands of the just Damten Militia. They were not the only militia that ruled the dead northern lands. Other groups, whom had sought escape from the law of the Cities, fought like the beasts for thier own area. A trend grew, and many, many small armies of bandits and nomads struck out for the Northern Wasteland and Southern Plains. The Damten Militia was now neck deep in enemies that wanted what he had - a place in the Wasteland that was secluded from society, yet despite its place, had a reasonably good amount of resources. Damten did not allow a single enemy foot to disgrace his land - at times, he alone took down small armies with his own blade just as a show of passion for the land he owned. His army came to be feared, and all who were not part of his company were either too afraid to attack or too stupid not to. There were two beings left in the Wild Existance that could take down this man - the Lord One himself (a portrayal of why he is Lord is explained in How All Came To Be, located in the Story Realm), and the Lion of Death. The Lord One slumbered, but because of the activity in the Wasteland, the Lion was awakened. The Lion of Death was an ancient creature, the Third Creature created by One, and was a myth among the men - Lord One had never taken him away, as The Lion had served as the first murderer, the first creature to slaughter a man. It symbolized chaotic endings to a beings life. And seeing the manifestation of this, the viewer would understand why. It looked like a male lion, except nearly one thousand times the size. It was a monster, and ancient muderer who had been provoked into awakening again and slaughtering all those who stepped foot in the Wasteland. Its teeth and claws glowed silver, its mane and fur a purple-hued black. It could tear a City down in under one hour. And it knew of Damten and his deeds. It came forth from its resting place and destroyed Fort Damten, killing everyone inside in a matter of seconds. Damten had been inside, and he had grabbed onto the Lions smallest claw. He pulled it free from the felines massive paw. Its roared deafened all who were near (it was muffled to Damten by the beasts claw). It was a perfect, wide, silver, sickle-shaped weapon, the sharpest point in Existance at its tip. It was heavy for an average man, but Damten was strong enough to weild it. He quickly bore a silver spear into the bottom, through the lining of fur and flesh that had stuck to it, creating a spear from the claw. He then ran to the wasteland, open, grey, and already dead, and beckoned the creature to follow. As it did, he dashed towards it, and under the monster. He shoved the mighty claw into the cats tail and swung himself up. He ran of the beast, who bucked higher than the mightiest bull, but Damten stood strong. Rover Damten was bucked from the rear of the Lion, and as he fell onto its neck, driving the Claw into the back of its head. It screeched and stumbled. The Lion bowed down, and Damten jumped to the ground, watching the Lion cope with its fatal wound. It spoke unto Damten: "Death is a battle that no man can overcome. I am Death, I am the Murderer of the Firstborn. You are Man, and to be wounded so by the one I had once shamelessly slaughtered, is a deep strike into my pride. Man has brought me down, and I am tame. Do as you will - send me back to my slumber, but know that I will never leave Existance." Damten escorted the Lion back to his den, keeping the claw as a reminder of his unnatainable feat. Damten left Everywhereland. He had nothing left - whatever enemy there was left, was not a challenge at all. He had overcome the best... or so he believed. His fort, in ruins, the Wasteland a mire of scratches and scars, he had nothing of material value left, and with his Militia, his family of fighters, dead, he had nobody to care for. Not even himself - according to him, his soul died along with the rest of the Wasteland. (Last edited by J. Literal on 11-08-05 06:03 PM) | |||||||||||||
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