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| Xeogaming Forums - - Posts by Dark Vader |
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Dark Vader Slime          Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *The dust only manage to get up next to the armored plates that make up Blade's skin. Because the armor is actually a part of him IT CANNOT BE REMOVED, even if he wanted it to be. He turns and looks at Jaques.*
This is far short of what I know you are capable of! TRY HARDER DAMMIT! |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| Bastard got all the fun.
*He heads to the large stack of mines that was just beamed in and heads out to the massive crater and begins to plant them, grumbling about how he only got to kill seventy- two of the covenant.* |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *The first three hours pass by with nothing more than a small rabbit crossing your path, however you have the distinct feeling that you are being watched. Drance thinks he catches a glips of something big, white, and furry off to one side of the road, but it disapears almost immediatly.* | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *Blade stands still, deflecting each strike easily with just a shift of his arm. When he sees the shield bash begin, he plants one foot behind him and sets his shield and takes the hit with just a slight shift of his weight. He dives to the side, turning his shield to try and trick Jaques into running straight past him, while at the same time coming around and thrusting at Jaques with his Greatsword.* | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *Dack sees something dark in the distance, then hears over the com that Rogue two had found them. He checks the positions then determines that he is the closest one to that position. He turns around and pushes the throttle all of the way forward, reaching the spot in a few minutes. He lands next to where the two are and pops the canopy. He helps Han get Luke into the gunner's seat.*
I'll get him back to base fast. I'll see you there. *He lifts the speeder, closing the canopy.* Hope he is strapped in well. *He pushes the throttle straight forward, and flies straight for Echo Base, calling for a medical team to be there when he arrives.* |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *Black Eye finishes with the mines and arrives just in time to see another set in the transporter and the light flashing to indicate that something is trying to be sent through, but the landing area is full. He grabs the recently arrived mines and another set appears.*
Damn! *He grabs those mines also and heads out to lay them in the same area.* |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *The fire parts as it hits Blade's chest, then off of his shield as it is moved in front of it to block it. When the fire dissipates, the heavy metal shield is glowing red all over, on both sides, as is the plating on Blade's arm. He shows no sign that it is uncomfortable in the least, as he slashes with his shield at Jaques' neck from the left and at his knees with his swordarm from the right.* | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| Can't say that I can put anything to expand upon that... but it was damn hilarious.
Acctually I did come up with some... Relate everything to something you did in a D&D game (honesty is not important) Grab crab leg and jump up on the table, pretend it is a lightsaber Wear those glasses with the big nose and mustache, keep studying a random person's actions, say you are undercover. (stick with one person) (Last edited by Kelsenellenelvial on 05-02-05 01:41 PM) |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| I AM A CLONE OF NO MAN!
*Blade jumps up at Jaques, his sword leading as the ground under him explodes upwards, not one peice of rock comes close to touching him as he hurtles through the air, sword leading.* |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *A figure that appears to be dressed in jet black platemail stands before Xeios, one arm a equally black sword that should have been to large to hold. On his other arm is a large shield the same color as the Adamantine of his body. This is no normal armor though, and he is not alive in the sense of flesh and blood, the armor IS his skin, and the sword IS his arm. His eyes are yellow, and seem to glow slightly in the light of the sun. Large spike protrude from his knees, elbows and shoulders, each is nearly a foot long and as sharp as the incredibly keen edge of his sword. His chest has a few small scratches on it that are from previous battles.* | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| I am moving as fast as I can.
*Lays the last mine then runs back up to the bunker and picks up his rifle, aiming a the nearest mine.* Gonna beat his ass to the punch this time! |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| The name is Blade...
*He lifts his sword, pointing it straight at Xeios' chest.* And yours is about to be Dead, you pathetic weak skin! |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| OOC: That shit in Italics was what I was thinking!!! You havbe no fucking clue that I am thinking it!!!! | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *After several minutes of silence, Drance has not seen sight of the creature that he thinks is following you. A little ways away, all around you, you hear voices, speaking in a gutteral language. You hear something thump into the ground behind you, and the bushes all along the side of the road seem to shake violently. Several large humanoids spring out and surround everyone, all are carrying crude swords, axes, or spears. At first glance, they appear to be orcs, but these are larger than any orcs you have ever seen. One steps forward, this one seems no different from the others.*
Give us your valulalbles and we may let you go! |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *The stab misses, slaming into the dirt road. His other swing still arching in at Y-35's other leg. Kicks up with his right leg in an attempt to wrap it about his opponent's neck.* | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence........ Then a shot is heard. The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| ...RING))))....Ring)))).......RING))))).....,
**Pick up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." **After a brief pause, Daddy says** "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now." **Brief Pause** "Uh, okay then,... this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." **A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.** "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" He asked. "Well, Mommy go all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." **Long pause** **Longer Pause** Then Daddy says, " Swimming pool??... Is this 555-7039?? |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *The awkward angle threw off Y-35's aim enough that Anyndir managed to roll out of the way, his blades arching in at Y-35's new set of arms.*
Well you just like to fight without spirit. |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| *The energy slams Blade full in the chest, his having no time to react. He looks down to the very small scorch mark on his chest, then he looks back up to Xeios.*
Your paralitic attacks will not harm me. *As if to prove his point, he punches out with his shield, his sword-arm slashing in an arc around it.* |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 6842 days Last activity: 6828 days |
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| OOC: Actually it is ADAMANTINE... Completely different this is as true a metal as there ever was... not stone.
IC: Yes... Anyndir........ he has told me of all the times were he kicked your little pansy ass. *He lifts his shield arm, and points his fingers at Jaques. Five brilliant rays leap forth from his fingers: one red which was empowered with fire, one yellow which was empowered with a very corrosive acidic magic, one green which would turn what it strikes into solid unliving stone, one blue empowered with lightning, and one orange empowered with the power of disintegration. All five are aimed at Jaques and the area imediatly surrounding him to give him no where to run.* |
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