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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of.         Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| This is pretty funny...
A freezer for Eskimos. AC adapter for solar calculators. Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket. Anklet wristwatches for contortionists. Avalanche prevention goggles. Battery powered battery charger. Battery-operated nuclear power plants. Blinker Fluid. Braille Drivers' Manual Braille toilet paper. Braille tv guide. Braille tv remote control. Brake oil. Breathable space suit. Brown undershorts. Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150. Caffeine-free Diet Coke. Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons. Candy bars with stannous fluoride added. Car steering triangles -- doubles as anti-theft device. Cast iron wire. Cat flap for the fridge. Checkered paint. Combs for bald-heads. Cordless plumb line. Dehydrated water. Diet celery. Digital clock-winder. Digital computer. Double-sided playing cards. Downhill stairmaster. Ejector seats for helicopters. Electric banana straightener. Electric dog polisher. Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts. Fat-free Twinkies. Felt Jumper cables. Fine glass-crystal castanets. Fireproof cigarettes. Fireproof kindling. Fireproof matches. Flame-retardant gasoline. Flashbulb tester. Flavoured suppositories. Foam rubber toothpicks. Freeze Dried Water. Frictionless Sandpaper. Fur sink. Hand-powered chainsaw. How-to cassettes for the deaf. Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates. Inflatable anchor. Inflatable darts-board. Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop! Kickstand for a tank. Laundromat in a nudist colony. Leather cutlery. Lie detectors for politicians. Low salt brine. Low-calorie PowerBar. Luminous sun-dial, for use at night. Matte finish floor wax. Mesh raincoat. Micro-miniature personal vibrator. Money with negative face value. Motorcycle seat-belts. Muffler Bearings. Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing a bell). Non-stick Cellotape. Open Toed Safety Shoes. Papier mache step ladder. Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact. Particle board tent stakes. Reduced calorie water. Remote control for a computer. Remote control for a Watchman. Reversible garbage disposal. Rollerblade skates for peglegs. Rubber Kleenex. Screen door on a submarine. Second-hand fireworks. Self stick frying pan. Soap Dissolver. Solar powered flashlight. Solar powered night light. Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers. Steel-belted radial rubber bands. Strap-on portable chairs. Sugar coated insulin. Sundial with glow in the dark markings. Tire chains for motorcycles. Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC. Training wheels for timid sports car drivers. Umbrella with a skylight. Unsinkable submarine. Waterproof sponge. Waterproof teabags. Waterproof toilet paper |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I really need to get a Life...
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?" Try on bras over top of your clothes. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible I smell sex and candy" Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10." Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, were out of toliet paper in here!" |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I have way to much time on my hands...That were these come from...I like them myself... | |||
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| have just finished reading the 14 volume US Budget, agreed upon Friday, October 16th by the House and Senate Committees, and approved by the White House.
These items approved in the Budget received no recognition by the politicians taking TV bows, and congratulating each other, on camera: $240,000 grant for development of a two-headed Stethoscope. $615,000 for renovation of a skating rink in Plattsburg, NY. $26,500 grant for improving the packaging of fly paper. $112,350 for brass polish for Marine Corps band servicing the White House. $84,425 printing allocation for posters to commemorate Bernard W. Trencher, the first settler of Muskegon Heights, MI. $7,200,000 refund of a fine paid by Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, in connection with their admission of dumping bunker oil at sea, off the Florida coast. $1,200,000 special allocation to the Dept. of Agriculture to commence a feasibility study of commercial applications of peach seeds. $836,000 travel and expense allocation for the Ormond Group to conduct a Leprosy Mission to India. $520,000 grant to Tufts University to develop a program of retraining, and healing of injuries related to ballet performers. $312,500 for a sculpture and memorial tablet of Princess Diana, to be erected in Lake Ozark, Missouri. $4,850,000 grant to Booz, Allen & Hamilton, Inc. to study the possibility of setting up a central Email system for rural Post Offices. $770,000 grant to the College of the Pacific to study the effects of the 1994 devaluation of the Mexican peso, and it's effect on the US ball bearing industry. $2,075,000 to establish The Skateboard Hall of Fame in Palo Alto, CA. $425,000 special allocation to the Smithsonian to purchase the baseball hit by Babe Ruth as his 60th home run. $3,000,000 allocation to the District of Columbia to promote a Miss District of Columbia Pageant in year 2000. $6,700,000 grant awarded to Medi-Care First Corp. to study the feasibility of reusable elastic stockings. $5,325,000 allocation to the National Institute of Health to study alcohol consumption on college campuses. $14,000,000 special grant to the Dominican Republic as hurricane relief. $12,600 to replace the waffle irons in the Congressional dining room. and an interesting $3.5 BILLION rescue of Long-Term Capital Markets, L.P., a private hedge fund limited partnership based in Greenwich, CT. Hey....it's only your tax money.....not mine. |
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8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job or project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those persons who are paid on Fridays. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow for month-end panic jobs. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. A new day -- Negotiation Day -- has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two- Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. School lunches stick to the wall. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. It's hard to unlearn a bad word. It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper. A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen. Sometimes the best one in the play has the fewest lines. Twelve is a lot older than eight. Sometimes your best move is blocked by your own checkers. Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Your room gets smaller as you get bigger. You can't start over just because you're losing the game. A snow day is more fun than a vacation day. All libraries smell the same. If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it. Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying. Silence can be an answer. If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back. Don't nod on the phone. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I have played both...Elder scrols for 76 hours and 8 minutes
Halo i have over 200 hours of game time...I love Halo more though...Dont toy with me Tamarin... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I really like Morrowind...I still play it everynow and then...But I am a complete Halo Addict...
Thats cool that you like Morrowind that much..Its a really cool game...And i agree with you if you have not played both games dont vote...It mess it up... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| Have you ever watch Garfield US Acres' Wade Duck or Earthworm Jim's people who are frightened of everything, and wonder why? Why are they afraid of flowers and air and water? Well, wonder no more! I have started to compile a list of everything and why you should be afraid of it. It is far from complete now, but it will be expanding. This also isn’t sorted in any particular order. You’ll just have to go through it all to find what you’re looking for. So here is the list of why you should beware of anything and everything.
Just before we start, I'm making two assumption: pain is bad, and death is bad. That's all. If you're a masochist (I don't care if it's not spelt right) or suicidal, that's your buisness, but I assume most of us are not. Beware of mugs, they can spill coffee on you and hurt you if they smash on your head. Beware of coffee, it burns. Beware of sun, it can burn you. Beware of snow, it can freeze you. Beware of hail, it can hurt you. Beware of rain, it can shrink your clothes. Beware of lightening, electrocution. Beware of gales, they can blow metal cabinets into you. Beware of no wind, your clothes won't get dry. Beware of fog, you can't see where you're going. Beware of sleet, it can make you slip onto thumbtacks. Beware of ice, it can make cars slip into you. Beware of lifts, the cable might snap. Beware of stairs, you might fall down them. Beware of banana peals, you can slip on them. Beware of grapefruits, they can squirt juice in your eye. Beware of diseases, they can kill you. Beware of alcohol, it can make you fall over cliffs and onto thumbtacks. Beware of cliffs, you can fall off of them. Beware of forests, they can hide dangerous animals and are made of trees. Beware of shotguns, they can shoot at you. Beware of vomit, it tastes awful and it can put you off your food. Beware of grand pianos, they can fall out of the sky and hurt you. Beware of cellos, the spike can hurt you. Beware of superglue, it can stick you to metal cabinets. Beware of police, they can put you in jail. Beware of no police, you can get robbed or mugged. Beware of bus drivers, they can get drunk and crash with you on the bus. Beware of buildings, they can fall on you and can catch fire with you in them. Beware of CD players, the laser can blind you. Beware of TVs, they can explode at the worst moment. Beware of the moon, it can block out the sun and cause darkness. Beware of fridges, you can get trapped inside. Beware of hydrochloric acid, it can dissolve your clothes and burn you. Beware of yellow things, they might be the sun. Beware of non-yellow things, they might be made of metal and have pointy edges. Beware of suits, they are a sign of seriousness. Beware of work, it can exhaust you. Beware of no work, you get no money. Beware of nail clippers, they have pointy edges. Beware of Harry Enfield, he's on TV. Beware of locked doors, they don't open and you can walk into them. Beware of baseball bats, they can hit you. Beware of being hit, it hurts. Beware of dynamite, it can blow you up. Beware of drinks, they can make dribble down your jacket and can have cyanide in them. Beware of re-runs of Blake's 7 because it can bore you and is on TV. Beware of magnets, they can mess up your pacemaker, and might attract metal objects at you. Beware of gold, it is a metal. Beware of rock music, it can make you more agressive. Beware of classical music, it can make you more intelligent. Beware of intelligence, it can make you more curious. Beware of curiosity (spelling?), it killed the cat. Beware of cars, they can crash into you. Beware of life, death is inevitable. Beware of flowers, there are always bees nearby. Beware of pillows, there may be rocks in them. Beware of paper, cuts are on the way. Beware of apples, they fall off trees and hit you on the head, and there may be worms inside. Beware of trees, they bear falling fruit and make paper. Beware of books, they can hit you on the head amd are made of paper. Beware of sofas, they might have loose springs. Beware of rocks, they are hard and can hit you on the head. Beware of garbage cans, you can fall in, and there is garbage in them. Beware of garbage, it smells bad and is usually associated with wasps. Beware of metal cabinets, they can fall on your head, or you can get locked inside. Beware of windows, walking into them hurts, walking through them hurts more. Beware of heaters, they can burn you if you touch them. Beware of air, it may be polluted. Beware of no air, you will die of lack of oxygen. Beware of water, drowning. Beware of no water, dehydration. Beware of food, poisoning. Beware of no food, starvation. Beware of blackboards, fingernails on them sound bad and cause pain to ears. Beware of chalk, it drys your fingers and and it tastes bad. Beware of shelter, it can fall on your head. Beware of no shelter, you're vulnerable. Beware of wooden cabinets, see metal cabinets. Beware of doors, they close without warning, causing pain. Beware of electrical wires, shocks. Beware of sickness, you may die. Beware of health, you may get sick. Beware of kleenex, it may not hold. Beware of pens, they can puncture your skin and give you ink poisoning. Beware of no pens, you can't write down important things. Beware of pencils, they can puncture your skin and give you lead poisoning. Beware of no pencils, see no pens. Beware of matches, they light on fire. Beware of glass, it can break, and get imbedded in your skin. Beware of chairs, they can collapse. Beware of tables, they can collapse. Beware of erasers, they can hit you on the back of the head. Beware of scissors, they have pointy edges. Beware of dictionaries, they are big, and hurt if hit on the back of the head with one, and are books. Beware of purses, they can hit you on the head. Beware of glasses, they can poke you in the eye. Beware of rope, it makes nooses. Beware of necklaces, they can strangle you. Beware of earings, they can rip your ear off. Beware of shoes, gum can stick on them. Beware of no shoes, you can step on thumbtacks. Beware of lockers, you can get locked inside. Beware of bees, they sting you. Beware of cuts, they can get infected and kill you. Beware of loose springs, they can spring on you. Beware of wasps, see bees. Beware of burns, they hurt. Beware of fire, you can get caught inside and die. Beware of pointy edges, they can cut you. Beware of nooses, they strangle you. Beware of gum, it can get caught in your throat. Beware of thumbtacks, they are pointy and have edges. Beware of light, you can see what's about to happen to you. Beware of darkness, you can't see what's about to happen to you. Beware of money, it's made of paper and metal. Beware of metal, it hurts if it hits you on the head. |
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| I am compiling a list of Phobias..Please add if some are not here...
Abluthophobia8: Fear of bathing. Acarophobia: Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. Fear of skin infestation by mites or ticks3 Acerophobia: Fear of sourness3. Achluophobia: Fear of darkness. Achluophobia: Fear of the dark or of night3. Synonyms: Nyctophobia, Scotophobia. Acousticophobia: Fear of noise Acrophobia: Fear of heights. Aelurophobia: Fear of cats3. Synonyms: Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia, Gatophobia. Aeronausiphobia: Fear of vomiting due to airsickness3. Aerophobia: Fear of draft. Fear of fresh air3. Fear of flying7. See also: Ancraophobia, Aviatophobia, Aviophobia, Batophobia, Hypsophobia, Hypsiphobia. Agoraphobia[Web|Book]: Fear of open, public (sometimes crowded) places like markets. See also: Demophobia. Agrizoophobia8: Fear of wild animals. Agyrophobia: Fear of crossing streets. Aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes. (from Best tag lines) Aichmophobia: Fear of needles or pointed objects. See also: Belomophobia, Belonephobia. Ailurophobia: Fear of cats. Synonyms: Aelurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia, Gatophobia. Algophobia: Fear of pain. See also: Odynophobia. Altophobia: Fear of heights. Amathophobia: Fear of dust. Synonyms: Koniophobia. Amaxophobia: Fear of being in or riding in vehicles. Ambulophobia: Fear of walking. Ancraophobia: Fear of wind. Androphobia: Fear of men. Anginophobia: Fear of narrowness. Fear of quinsy or other forms of sore throat3. Ankylophobia: Fear of stiff or immobile joints3. Anthrophobia: Fear of flowers. [Book]. Anthropophobia: Fear of meeting people or society. Antlophobia: Fear of floods. Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single. Apeirophobia: Fear of infinity. Aphephobia: Fear of touching or being touched4. Apiophobia: Fear of bees3. Synonyms: Apiphobia. Apiphobia: Fear of bees. Synonyms: Apiophobia. Aquaphobia8: Fear of water. Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Arachnephobia: Fear of spiders. Synonyms: Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia[Movie]: Fear of spiders. Synonyms: Arachnephobia. Arrhenphobia: Fear of men6. Asthenophobia: Fear of weakness. Astraphobia: Fear of lightning. Synonyms: Astrapophobia. Astrapophobia: Fear of lightning. Synonyms: Astraphobia. Ataxiophobia: Fear of disorder3. Synonyms: Ataxophobia. Ataxophobia: Fear of disorder3. Synonyms: Ataxiophobia. Atelophobia: Fear of imperfection. Atephobia: Fear of ruin. Atychiphobia: Fear of failure. Aulophobia: Fear of flutes. Aurophobia: Fear of gold. Automysophobia: Fear of being dirty. See also: Misophobia. Autophobia: Fear of being alone. Aviatophobia8: Fear of flying. See also: Aerophobia, Ancraophobia, Aviophobia, Batophobia, Hypsophobia, Hypsiphobia. Aviophobia8: Fear of flying. See also: Aerophobia, Ancraophobia, Aviatophobia, Batophobia, Hypsophobia, Hypsiphobia. Bacillophobia: Fear of microbes. Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria3. Ballistophobia: Fear of missles or bullets. Barophobia: Fear of gravity. Basophobia: Inability to stand. Fear of falling. Bathmophobia: Fear of walking3. Bathophobia: Fear of depth. Batophobia: 1) Fear of heights or being close to high buildings. 2) Fear of walking2. Batrachophobia: Fear of frogs and toads3. Fear of reptiles7 Belomophobia8: Fear of needles. See also: Aichmophobia, Belonephobia. Belonephobia: Fear of pins and needles. See also: Aichmophobia, Belomophobia. Bibliophobia: Fear of books2. Blennophobia: Fear of slime. Synonyms: Myxophobia. Bogyphobia: Fear of demons and goblins3. Bromidrosiphobia: Fear of bodily odors. Brontophobia: Fear of thunder storms. See also: Astraphobia, Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia, Tonitrophobia. Cacomorphobia: Fear of fat people5. Cainophobia: Fear of novelty3. Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women. Cancerophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerphobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinomat`ophobia, Carcinophobia. Cancerphobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinomatophobia, Carcinophobia. Carcinomatophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Cancerphobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinophobia. Carcinomophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Cancerphobia, Carcinomatophobia, Carcinophobia. Carcinophobia: Fear of cancer. Synonyms: Cancerophobia, Cancerphobia, Carcinomophobia, Carcinomatophobia. Cardiophobia: Fear of heart disease3. Catagelophobia: Fear of being ridiculed. Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. Catoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors3. Celtophobia: Fear of Celts3. Cenophobia: Fear of empty spaces. Synonyms: Kenophobia. Ceraunophobia: Fear of thunder3. Fear of thunder and lightning3. Synonyms: Keraunophobia, Tonitrophobia. See also: Astraphobia, Brontophobia. Chaetophobia: Fear of hair. Synonyms: Trichophobia. Cheimaphobia: Fear of cold. Synonyms: Cheimatophobia. See also: Cryophobia. Cheimatophobia: Fear of cold. Synonyms: Cheimaphobia. See also: Cryophobia. Cherophobia: Fear of gaiety. Chinophobia: Fear of snow. Cholerophobia: Fear of cholera3. Chorophobia8: Fear of dancing. Chrematophobia: Fear of wealth3. Chrometophobia: Fear of money. Chromophobia: Fear of colors. Chronophobia: Fear of time3. Cibophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Sitophobia, Sitiophobia. See also: Phagophobia. Claustrophobia: Fear of confined spaces. Cleptophobia: Fear of thieves or loss through thievery3. Synonyms: Kleptophobia. Climacophobia: Fear of falling downstairs. Clinophobia: 1) Fear of going to bed. 2) Fear of beds2. Cnidophobia: Fear of insect stings3. Coitophobia: Fear of sexual intercourse. Cometophobia: Fear of comets. Coprophobia: Fear of feces. [Book]. Cryophobia: Fear of ice or frost. See also: Cheimaphobia. Crystallophobia: Fear of crystals. Fear of glass3 Cymophobia: Fear of waves. Cynophobia: Fear of dogs. Cypridophobia: Fear of veneral disease3. Deipnophobia: Fear of dining and dinner conversations. Decidophobia : Fear of making decisions7. [Book]. Demonophobia: Fear of spirits or demons. Demophobia: Fear of crowds. See also: Agoraphobia. Dentophobia: Fear of dentists. Dermatophobia: Fear of skin disease3. Dermatosiophobia: Fear of skin. Dextrophobia: Fear of objects on the right side of the body3. See also: Levophobia Dikephobia: Fear of justice. Dinophobia: Fear of whirlpools3. Diplopiaphobia: Fear of double vision3. Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking3. Domatophobia: Fear of being in a house3. Doraphobia: Fear of fur. Fear of contact with animal fur or skin3 Dromophobia: Fear of crossing streets. Dysmorphophobia: Fear of deformity, usually in others3. Dystychiphobia: Fear of accidents. Ecclesiophobia: Fear of church. Ecophobia: Fear of home. Synonyms: Oecophobia, Oikophobia. Eisoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors. Fear of looking into mirrors2. Electrophobia: Fear of electricity. Eleutherophobia: Fear of freedom. Elurophobia: Fear of cats3. Synonyms: Ailurophobia, Aelurophobia, Felinophobia, Gatophobia. Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting3. Enetophobia: Fear of needles or pins. Enosiophobia: Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin. Entomophobia: Fear of insects. Eosophobia: Fear of dawn Eremophobia: Fear of lonliness. Fear of being alone7. Ergasiophobia: 1) Fear of work. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating. Ergophobia: Fear of work2. Erotophobia: Fear of sexual love. Erythrophobia: 1) Fear of red lights. 2) Fear of blushing. Eurotophobia: Fear of the color red; fear of blushing3. Febriphobia: Fear of fever3. Felinophobia8: Fear of cats. Synonyms: Aelurophobia, Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Gatophobia. Frigophobia8: Fear of cold. Galeophobia: Fear of sharks3. Gallophobia8: Fear of France or the French. Gametophobia: Fear of marriage3. Synonyms: Gamophobia. Gamophobia: Fear of marriage. Synonyms: Gametophobia. Gatophobia7: Fear of cats. Synonyms: Aelurophobia, Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia. Genophobia: Fear of sex. Gephyrophobia: Fear of crossing bridges. Gerascophobia: Fear of growing old. Geumophobia: Fear of tastes or flavors3. Glossophobia: Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak. Graphophobia: Fear of writing. Gymnophobia: Fear of nudity. Synonyms: Nudophobia. Gynephobia: Fear of women. Synonyms: Gynophobia. Gynophobia: Fear of women3. Synonyms: Gynephobia. Hadeophobia: Fear of hell3. Synonyms: Stygiophobia. Haemaphobia: Fear of blood3. Synonyms: Haematophobia, Hemaphobia, Hematophobia, Hemophobia. Haematophobia8: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Hemaphobia, Hematophobia, Hemophobia. Hagiophobia: Fear of saints. Hamartophobia: Fear of sinning. Haphophobia: Fear of touch. Synonyms: Haptophobia, Thixophobia. Haptophobia: Fear of touch. Synonyms: Haphophobia, Thixophobia. Harpaxophobia: Fear of being robbed. Hedonophobia: Fear of pleasure. Heliophobia: Fear of the sun. Fear of (or abnormal sensitivity to) sunlight3. Synonyms: Solophobia. Helminthophobia: Fear of being infested with worms. Hemaphobia: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Haematophobia, Hematophobia, Hemophobia. Hematophobia: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Haematophobia, Hemaphobia, Hemophobia. Hemophobia: Fear of blood. Synonyms: Haemaphobia, Haematophobia, Hemaphobia, Hematophobia. Herpetophobia: Fear of reptiles. Hierophobia: Fear of priests. Fear of sacred objects3. Hippophobia: Fear of horses. Hodophobia: Fear of road travel. Homichlophobia: Fear of fog. Homilophobia: Fear of sermons3. Homophobia: Fear of sameness, monotony. Fear of homosexuality. [Book]. Hydrophobia: Fear of water. [Book]. Hydrophobophobia: Fear of rabies. See also: Kynophobia. Hygrophobia: Fear of liquids. Fear of liquids, esp. wine and water3. Hylephobia: Fear of wood or woods3. Hypegiaphobia: Fear of responsibility. Synonyms: Hypengyophobia. Hypengyophobia: Fear of responsibility. Synonyms: Hypegiaphobia. Hypnophobia: Fear of sleep. Hypsiphobia: Fear of high places4. Synonyms: Hypsophobia Hypsophobia: Fear of high places4. Synonyms: Hypsiphobia Iatrophobia: Fear of going to the doctor. Ichthyophobia: Fear of fish. Ideophobia: Fear of ideas. Iophobia: Fear of poisons3. Isopterophobia: Fear of termites3. Japanophobia: Fear of Japanese. [Book]. Judeophobia: Fear of Jews. [Book]. Kakorrhaphiophobia: Fear of failure or defeat. [How apt it would be to get this word in a spelling contest.] Katagelophobia: Fear of ridicule3. Kenophobia: Fear of empty spaces3. Synonyms: Cenophobia. Kenophobia: Fear of voids. Keraunophobia: Fear of thunder2. Fear of thunder and lightning3. Synonyms: Ceraunophobia, Tonitrophobia. See also: Astraphobia, Brontophobia. Kinetophobia: Fear of movement or motion. Kleptophobia: Fear of thieves or loss through thievery3. Synonyms: Cleptophobia. Koniophobia: Fear of dust. See also: Amathophobia. Koniophobia: Fear of dust3. Synonyms: Amathophobia. Kopophobia: Fear of fatigue. Fear of mental or physical examination3. Kynophobia: Fear of dogs4. Kyphophobia: Fear of stooping2. Laliophobia: Fear of speaking. Lepraphobia3: Fear of leprosy. Synonyms: Leprophobia. Leprophobia8: Fear of leprosy. Synonyms: Lepraphobia. Levophobia: Fear of objects on the left side of the body3. See also: Dextrophobia. Ligyrophobia: Fear of loud noises. Lilapsophobia: Fear of tornadoes. Limnophobia: Fear of lakes. Linonophobia: Fear of string. Logophobia: Fear of words. Lunaphobia: Fear of the moon3. Lygophobia: Fear of darkness. Lyssophobia: Fear of becoming insane. Macrophobia: Fear of long waits. Maieusiophobia: Fear of childbirth. Maniaphobia: Fear of insanity. Mastigophobia: Fear of punishment. Fear of flogging8. Mechanophobia: Fear of machines or machinery. Megalophobia: Fear of large things. Melissophobia: Fear of bees. Melophobia: Fear of music. Merinthophobia: Fear of being bound3. Metallophobia: Fear of metal. Meteorophobia: Fear of meteors or meteorites3. Metrophobia: Fear of poetry. Microbiophobia: Fear of microbes. Synonyms: Microphobia. See also: Bacillophobia. Microphobia: Fear of microbes3. Synonyms: Microbiophobia. See also: Bacillophobia. Misanthropy: Hatred of mankind; pessimistic distrust of human nature expressed in thought and behaviour. [Book]. Misogynism: Hatred of females3. Synonyms: Misogyny. Misogyny: Hatred of females3. Synonyms: Misogynism. Misophobia: Fear of dirt, especially of being contaminated by dirt. [Book]. See also: Automysophobia, Rhypophobia. Misosophy: Hatred of wisdom3. Molysomophobia: Fear of dirt or contamination. Fear of infection3. Monopathophobia: Fear of sickness in a specific part of the body Monophobia: Fear of being alone. Fear of one thing3. Musicophobia: Fear of music3. Musophobia: Fear of mice. Mycrophobia: Fear of small things. Mysophobia: Fear of dirt or contamination. Mythophobia: Fear of making false statements3. Myxophobia: Fear of slime. See also: Blennophobia. Myxophobia: Fear of slime3. Synonyms: Blennophobia. Nebulaphobia: Fear of fog. See also: Homichlophobia. Necrophobia: Fear of dead things. Fear of death3. Neophobia: Fear of anything new. Nephophobia: Fear of clouds. Noctiphobia: Fear of the night. Nosophobia: Fear of becoming ill. Novercaphobia: Fear of your mother-in-law. Nudophobia: Fear of nudity3. Synonyms: Gymnophobia. Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark or of night. Synonyms: Achluophobia, Scotophobia. Ochlophobia: Fear of crowds or mobs. Ochophobia: Fear of vehicles. Odontophobia: Fear of teeth. Odynophobia: Fear of pain. See also: Algophobia. Oecophobia: Fear of home3. Synonyms: Ecophobia, Oikophobia. Oenophobia: Fear of wine3. Synonyms: Oinophobia. Oikophobia: Fear of home3. Synonyms: Ecophobia, Oecophobia. Oinophobia: Fear of wine3. Synonyms: Oenophobia. Olfactophobia: Fear of smells. See also: Geumophobia. Ombrophobia: Fear of rain or of being rained on. Ommetaphobia: Fear of eyes. Onomatophobia: Fear of hearing a certain word or words, or name or names. Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes3. See also: Herpetophobia. Ophthalmophobia: Fear of being stared at. Ornithophobia: Fear of birds. Orthophobia: Fear of property. Osmophobia: Fear of smells. Panphobia: Fear of everything. A nonspecific fear; A state of general anxiety3. Synonyms: Pantophobia. Panthophobia: Fear of suffering and disease. Pantophobia: Fear of everything. A nonspecific fear; A state of general anxiety3. Synonyms: Panphobia. Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope. Paralipophobia: Fear of responsibility. Fear of neglect of responsibility3. Paraphobia: Fear of sexual perversion3. Parasitophobia: Fear of parasites3. Parthenophobia: Fear of virgins or young girls. Pathophobia: Fear of disease3. Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning. Pediculophobia: Fear of lice. Pediaphobia8: Fear of children. Synonyms: Pedophobia. Pedophobia: Fear of children. Synonyms: Pediaphobia. Peladophobia: Fear of baldness3. Peniaphobia: Fear of poverty. Peniaphobia: Fear of poverty. Pentheraphobia: Fear of mother-in-law. See also Novercaphobia. Phagophobia: Fear of swallowing. Fear of eating3. Pharmacophobia: Fear of drugs. Synonyms: Pharmcophobia. Pharmcophobia8: Fear of drugs. Synonyms: Pharmacophobia. Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts. Phenogophobia: Fear of daylight3. Philophobia: Fear of falling in love or being in love. Philosophobia: Fear of philosophy. Phobophobia: Fear of phobias. [Book]. Phonemophobia: Fear of thinking3. Phonophobia: Fear of noises or voices. Photalgiophobia: Fear of photalgin, pain in the eyes caused by light3. Photophobia: Fear of light. Fear of (strong) light8. Phthiriophobia: Fear of lice. See also: Pediculophobia Placophobia: Fear of tombstones. Pluviophobia: Fear of rain or of being rained on. Pneumatophobia: Fear of spirits or noncorporeal beings. Pnigerophobia: Fear of choking3. Fear of smothering7. Pnigophobia: Fear of choking. Pogonophobia: Fear of beards. Poinephobia: Fear of punishment. Politicophobia: Fear of politicians. Polyphobia: Fear of many things3. Ponophobia: Fearear of overworking. Fear of fatigue, esp. thru overworking3. Potamophobia: Fear of rivers. Potophobia: Fear of alcohol or acoholic beverages. Prosophobia: Fear of progress. Psellismophobia: Fear of stuttering. Psychophobia: Fear of the cold3. See also: Cheimaphobia. Psychophobia: Fear of the mind3. Pteronophobia: Fear of being tickled by feathers. Fear of feathers3. Pyrexiophobia: Fear of fever3. See also: Thermophobia. Pyrophobia: Fear of fire. Rectophobia: Fear of rectum. Rhabdophobia: Fear of magic. Fear of being eaten3. Rhypophobia: Fear of filth3. Rhytiphobia: Fear of getting wrinkles. Russophobia: Fear of Russians. [Book]. Satanophobia: Fear of Satan. Scholionophobia7: Fear of school. Synonyms: Scolionophobia. Sciophobia: Fear of shadows. Scoleciphobia: Fear of worms3. See also: Helminthophobia. Scolionophobia: Fear of school6. Synonyms: Scholionophobia. Scopophobia: Fear of being seen or looked at. Scotophobia: Fear of darkness. See also: Achluophobia. Scotophobia: Fear of the dark or of night3. Synonyms: Nyctophobia, Achluophobia. Selaphobia: Fear of light flashes. Septophobia: Fear of decaying matter. Siderodromophobia: Fear of train travel. Siderophobia: Fear of stars. Sinophobia: Fear of Chinese. Sitiophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Cibophobia, Sitophobia. See also: Phagophobia. Sitiophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Sitophobia. See also: Cibophobia. Sitophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Cibophobia, Sitiophobia. See also: Phagophobia. Sitophobia: Fear of food. Synonyms: Sitiophobia. See also: Cibophobia. Soceraphobia: Fear of parents-in-law. Solophobia: Fear of the sun3. Fear of (or abnormal sensitivity to) sunlight3. Synonyms: Heliophobia. Sophophobia: Fear of learning. Specrophobia: Fear of specters or phantoms3. See also: Phasmophobia, Pneumatophobia. Spectrophobia: Fear of looking in a mirror. Spermatophobia: Fear of germs. Synonyms: Spermophobia. Spermophobia: Fear of germs. Synonyms: Spermatophobia. Spheksophobia : Fear of wasps7. Stasibasiphobia: Fear of standing or walking. Conviction that one cannot stand or walk3. See also: Ambulophobia. Staurophobia: Fear of crosses or the crucifix. Stenophobia: Fear of narrow things or places. Stygiophobia: Fear of hell. Stygiophobia: Fear of hell3. Synonyms: Hadeophobia. Symmetrophobia: Fear of symmetry. Syngenesophobia: Fear of relatives. Tabophobia: Fear of a wasting sickness3. Tachophobia: Fear of speed. Taphephobia: Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries. Synonyms: Taphophobia. Taphophobia8: Fear of graves or being buried alive. Synonyms: Taphephobia. Tapinophobia: Fear of being contagious. Fear of small things3. Taurophobia: Fear of bulls. Technophobia: Fear of arts and crafts. Fear of technology7. [Book]. Teleophobia: 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Fear of religious ceremony. Telephonophobia: Fear of telephones. Teratophobia: Fear of monsters. Fear of bearing a deformed child. Terdekaphobia8: Fear of the number 13. Synonyms: Triskadekaphobia. Teutophobia: Fear of German or German things. Thaasophobia: Fear of being idle3. Thalassophobia: Fear of the sea. Thanatophobia: Fear of death or dying. Theatrophobia: Fear of theatres3. Theologicophobia: Fear of theology. Theophobia: Fear of gods or religion. Thermophobia: Fear of heat. Thixophobia: Fear of touch. Synonyms: Haptophobia, Haphophobia. Thixophobia: Fear of touching2. Tocophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth. Synonyms: Tokophobia. Tokophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth3. Synonyms: Tocophobia. Tomophobia: Fear of surgical operations3. Tonitrophobia: Fear of thunder. Synonyms: Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia. See also: Astraphobia, Brontophobia, Topophobia: Fear of certain places. Fear of performing ("Stage Fright")7. Toxicophobia: Fear of poison. Synonyms: Toxiphobia, Toxophobia. Toxiphobia: Fear of poison. Synonyms: Toxophobia, Toxicophobia. Toxophobia: Fear of poison. Synonyms: Toxiphobia, Toxicophobia. Traumatophobia: Fear of injury. Fear of war3. Tremophobia: Fear of trembling3. Trichophobia: Fear of hair3. Synonyms: Chaetophobia. Triskadekaphobia: Fear of the number 13. Synonyms: Terdekaphobia, Tropophobia: Fear of making changes. Tyrannophobia: Fear of tyrants. Uranophobia: Fear of heaven. Urophobia: Fear of urine. Vaccinophobia: Fear of vaccines and vaccination3. Venereophobia: Fear of venereal disease3. Verbophobia: Fear of words. Vermiphobia: Fear of (earth, not intestinal) worms3. See also: Helminthophobia. Vestiophobia: Fear of clothing2. Vitricophobia: Fear of one's step-father. Xanthophobia: Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow. Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners, or anything foreign. [Book]. Xerophobia: Fear of dryness and dry places, esp. deserts3. Xylophobia: Fear of wooden objects or forests. Zelophobia: Fear of jealousy3. Zoophobia: Fear of animals3. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I thought Vice City was the best...They had all of these inovations into the game at the time...
Motorcycles Helicopter.. Boats... It was all cool ...I really liked Vice city the best... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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 Your Heart is Red What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla Hmm...Red Eh... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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I seem to be pretty constant with these things... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I would play "Some Kind Of Monster"-Mettalica...
Great song...Kinda creepy but yeah. |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| WTF!!!!!
What the hell were they thinking... What is this world coming to... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| *Looks at title and passes out...*
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HALO 3 What to do what to do.... *Begins to hyperventilate* MUST BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will i do now.... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| Prepare to be owned...
Name Spartan 5150 Starting Weapons Sniper Rifle and Battle Rifle Age 14 Team Brown... Experiance...HALO GOD... OOC What map are we on... BIC *Spartan Spawns and begins to run for a sniper spot* |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| *Turns and glares at Xeogred*
Leave me alone i forgot i got excited by the title... But yeah the ending sucked... I hate to say that word about anything halo related but god they screwed that one up... |
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1353 days |
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| I was told by Shaddow and Jexim to join and i was like Hey why not...
I joined 10 days before my birthday got really active got grounded then i am back and extremely active...I plan on being 9 or 10 to 1000...I am thinking about assaination to be 9 to 1000... *Turns and looks at Sparda* Ummm....Yeah.... Bye (Last edited by Spartan on 03-09-05 06:55 PM) |
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