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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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Yeah, it's exaggerated, but it just reiterates so many points I have for not joining the faceless angles.
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1145184731/President_Bush_Gets_A_Myspace_Profile (Last edited by Lady Mayfair on 04-18-06 01:49 AM) |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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GPS panties
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you! These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there! (Last edited by Lady Mayfair on 04-18-06 02:05 AM) |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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This is insane. It gets a bit slow in the middle, but bear with it.
Rube Goldberg created machines that performed a very simple task in an indirect and convoluted way. Example, that video I posted. (Last edited by Rogue on 05-09-06 05:24 PM) |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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http://www.technicalvirgin.com/
A funny way to mock the abstinence is the best form of contraception PSAs. Even has a personal pledge. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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Many of my friends like Army of Darkness, but I've run into many more people who hate it. Weird.
I can relate to the anime comment with my family, Sajin. Haha, V. I've been wanting to see Seven Brides for Seven Brothers for a while now and can't seem to find a place to rent it. Boo. While I was at my friend's house last night, she put in Popeye and I was all happy about it because as a kid I LOVED that movie. I was even planning on coming home to add that to my list since so many people hate that movie. But then about 30 or 40 minutes in I wanted to gouge my eyes out it was so... so... gah! Well let's see, other movies on my list, I guess: - Kung Fu Hustle (it's one of my favorite movies, but I know so many who hate it) - Sound of Music - The 5th Element - Minority Report - She's All That (yes, I know ) - most Disney animated movies And if you're curious, here's IMDb's bottom 100 in the ratings: http://imdb.com/chart/bottom |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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These make me laugh:
REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school! JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D. I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can't afford to raise a kid right now, and I'm way too young to get married. That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant! JESUS N., San Antonio, TX It's funny to me, listening to straight kids talk about anal sex like they discovered some kind of magic secret no one else knows. Gay guys may or may not have invented anal sex, but I certainly think we perfected it! If straight guys were serious about wanting to have sex and not worry about knocking someone up, they'd hook up with each other. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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Wait, wait, wait... what's higher: slight or slight-moderate?
This doesn't surprise me. I do have SAD, and i can be depressed, but I'm not an angsty person.
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days |
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People have funny ways of doing these memes. Well, I'll do this one too I guess... especially after seeing it all over LJ.
Now you can all see how these things RARELY work for me. 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street) Teddy Ashworth (which from what I used to hear was my porn star name based on the formula. Technically when I was doing this I was in an apartment on 4th Street.. Teddy Fourth Street... doesn't sound bad). 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy) Beverly 100 Grand 3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name) C-Ama 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color) Orca Scarlet... wow... not far from the truth. And with my other favorite color: Orca Emerald Green 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Marie West Covina 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) Amayap Iko... now with my other pets Amayap Ppy, Ama Yapint 7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) Eiram Pay 8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on) Marie Ashworth 9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive or your parents drive) The Dark Olive Green Volvo 10. BOUNCER NAME: (2nd and 3rd letter of your first name and first four letters of last name backwards) Hrrama So there you go... most of it making no sense. |
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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Hahahaha, people have already leaned in on my ideas, but:
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"Naked" "Trouser" Both assuming its last name is Snake. If it were female, calling it Lilith would be totally awesome. Lilith being Adam's first wife who left him because she didn't want to be subservient to him, thus God created Eve from Adam and Lilith, in folklore, became the snake. Another good name would be Crowley. Plays off of the reference to the name of the Adam and Eve serpent in Good Omens.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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Yeah, it's a joke. I had my jaw dropped when I intially found it, but like Rosy said try ordering one.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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I've lately been going through a bout of unmitigated rage peppered with slight depression (HA! That quiz was right on the "slight"), though I'm sure it's something I'll get over with the further onset of Spring, as I always do.
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Anyway, I've started this thread for anyone who wants to gripe about the faceless people who make your mood go from light to pissy in 5.394 seconds, and then learning to forget them and move on. Here's how this goes: NO names of specific people. Seriously. Unless it's a celebrity... in that case dish. Speak of NO ONE from the board. Not even slightly in an anonymous way. There's enough bullshit and smite going on between users that, we, the staff do not want to have to bloody a nose or pull out the gray paint for flaming. Consider this. So, don't be a dick. NO racial slurs, hate speak, or anything attacking a person for their creed or the color of their skin... this is for attacking, as Martin Luther King Jr. would like, the content of their character. NO extended gripe sessions about the person who has wronged you; therefore, ABSOLUTELY NO prolonged drama. This a thread for saying things like, "You, annoying person, talked through the whole movie I'd been waiting to see for months. Well fuck you," and then never speaking of it again. DO speak in detail about something that has annoyed you, pissed you off and made you want to either kill yourself or something else. This is meant to help you relieve stress and move on with your life now removed of the petty annoyances that can plague your mind all day. DO heal and learn to love yourself. Only you can validate you and as a sage of modern women once said, "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." This isn't meant to be a mini-fan club for you, and you may or may not be drowned with cyber hugs, kisses, huggles, and glomps, but that is not the point of this thread. Got it? Now without any further ado... *waits for the audience to get done chanting, "Ado ado adoooo me!" * Laaaaaadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, whether you like it or not... a bitch rant. So people and things that need to suck it: - People who sit 2 rows behind you at a show saying lines 3 seconds before they're supposed to be said. We're all fans here. We know the lines. We've seen the movie, so close your mouth and just enjoy the show rather than continue taking away from it! - Media outlets who flood news pages with their agenda-setting reports on TomKat's or Branjelina's new baby at every single opportunity. I don't give a shit if Gwyneth named her son Moses or that Angelina had her baby in Africa so that the lions would protect her from the paparazzi. Just fuck off and stop taking the attention off things people should be caring about more. - Asshole folk artists who think that by wearing a beret and telling people they aren't relevant makes them illustrious. - Certain local disc jockeys who believe that because they think no one's listening they can say things like, "All gays should burn in hell" among other hateful statements. - Scenesters and trendwhores. Take your iPod, your limited-edition pink Razr, your "I'm popular, I'm hip, I go clubbin' all the time, you wanna be my friend on MySpace?" ass and go stand in the corner. - People who steal your icon, don't credit you and don't get it when you respond to something they wrote with "Nice icon..." while you post with the very same one, thus them giving you an enthused, "Thanks, I made it myself." I know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and that it's absurd to be annoyed over something so simple, but seriously you collagen-lipped scenester, don't be so dense. - Theaters that you pay $40 to see a show at and on top of this have to pay an extra $15 at the door to cover the 2 drink minimum. Fuckin' A. So there's the short list. Now we put it all in a bubble and blow it away. Next? (Last edited by Rogue on 05-04-06 07:51 PM)
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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Yeah, I haven't heard of anyone pointedly hating Princess Bride or Monty Python, and I absolutely love O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Other films I like that I've heard of more people who hate it than like it: - Jabberwocky - Legend - The Star Wars Holiday Special - A Mighty Wind - Danny Deckchair - Jersey Girl (I love all of Kevin Smith's movie, J-Lo in them or not) - Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke - Krippendorf's Tribe - Cutthroat Island (world's biggest bomb, that bankrupted Carolco Pictures, prolonging T3) - Natural Born Killers I'm sure there's more... I'll be back with them.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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I don't know how accurate this is, but what the hell.
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http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html Apparently Californian accents are to other accents as the '90s is to other decades, just picking and choosing from all the others and seeing what works. Here was my result anyway... 34% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html
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See just how popular your name really is. Seems like my name wasn't really very popular and peaked in the thousands in the '60s and now is declining again. Thank god... So anyone else? (Last edited by Lady Mayfair on 04-23-06 01:39 PM)
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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This just makes me want to meet y'all just to hear what you sound like. |
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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Originally posted by Chris Tylja Yeah, those people really need to fuck off. Hey, when they're rotting in hell, just call it even. To add to my list: - Families who go to crowded places (like conventions) and bring strollers, acting like because they have a stroller they have the right of way and keep running them into your ankles and shoot you dirty looks like it was your fault. These are also the assholes who rather than push a child in a stroller, have the other breeder carry the kid and pile the stroller high with con loot. Such people also pervade museums, art galleries, cultural festivals, and every single quiet place in this damned city, letting their kids cry and scream. - People who, when you mention something that's happening this weekend, suddenly feel that they have to puff out their chest and tell you they've got the inside track on everything hip going down in L.A. like they're trying to 1-up you. I don't care that you're a part of some exclusive Yahoo! group and keep up on what every indie rocker is doing. I was only being polite. - Workmates who hand work they could easily do themselves to you. If you want copies of your friends' bands' fliers made out of my allotted number of copies I'm given by the office, do it your-fuckin-self on your own copy code. I don't have to stay and do pages for the paper, because you're shorthanded and you think you can command me. I do it for everyone else who's working hard and not for those who sit back stuffing your face with Boca burgers bragging about having 300-whatever friends on MySpace on a production day. - People who get over-competitive and bitchy playing a simple board/card game and hoard the Fuck you cards, then point and laugh at you when they drop one on you. Dude, it's Munchkin. - The fact that to see a counselor at my college, you have to make an appointment only on Monday during a block of time when I'm in class and to try any other time, the secretaries giggle and say you're too late to make an appointment. - People who defend Brokeback Mountain by saying that if you didn't like it, you're a homophobe. I haven't seen it yet, but I can't respect that kind of poisoning the well mentality. - Aging fangirls who jump on you if you mention something your friends do, screaming that she was doing it first. This racks up with people who post rants all over LiveJournal protesting that they were the first to think up Linner or Lunner as meal between lunch and dinner. - Fangirls who attack the significant other of the famous men they're into. He doesn't like you or even know you exist, so stop acting like she's the other woman and being a petty bitch calling his fiance a whore when you know nothing about her. - People who act open in talking about sex and over-act motions and sounds, but when you joke about something silly like your friend performing with a braided wig hanging out of the edges of her underwear, they clam up, become prudes, and look at you like you're a slut or something. - People, in general, who just feel like they have to 1-up you on everything. - People who suggest exorbitantly priced places or things when you want to keep something cheap or affordable because to them spending $70 for a salad is cheap, or at least they want to act like it is. It's even more annoying when these people are living off of their parents' nickel to buy these things.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 396 days Last activity: 204 days
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Yay!
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Wonderful as always. I've yet to have seen a picture of hers that I've even slightly disliked. |
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