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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-19-06 02:12 AM, in Firefly Trivia Link
he wanted to visit the magical sausage fairy?
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-20-06 10:33 PM, in Getting a new puppy, but we don't know what to name her! Link
Perhaps, for flair, you could name her after one of the many words for marshmallow from the Headless Space-muslims of the planet Beatleguese (they have over 5000 words for marshmallow, insofar as they are the Beatlegusian equivalent of Eskimos and it snows marshmallows):

1) Captain Dan the Mountain Man
2) Jesus H. Christ
3) Shake your bonbon, shake your bonbon, shake your bonbon
4) Monkey-face
5) Interscholastic Tri-weasel Explosivo Deathsnake
6) Mu
7) Pinguino
8) La Perrita del Inferno... de pinguinos.
9) Venomouslobster
10) Four-legged canid deathbeast of fleshrending and indescriminate poopings +5
11) 4990 other variants that can only be pronounced if you have 9 assholes (if you ate marshmallows for every meal every day you would wish you had 9 assholes too)

Thank you, and goodnight!

... or Bonbon is good too.








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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-20-06 10:59 PM, in I feel racist for even asking this, but.... Link
you seem to have confused the concept of race with the concept of culture; for instance well over nintey percent of nigerians in this country are here so that they can attend college and last time i checked they still fall under the wild generalization of black people, by and large this is an affluent, intelligent, upwardly mobile group of brown people. their race didnt enter into it, whereas their culture and nationallity did. The position of people in any country has more to do with history than genetics.

and please do not dismiss what i do as ranting,...thats just how i roll, son


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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-22-06 05:48 AM, in I feel racist for even asking this, but.... Link
sources?....really....what percent of my grade in this online debate forum do my sources count for?....should i double space as well so that you may correct my grammer? a bibliography perhaps? I am not exactly clear on what your point is regarding the original topic logos, you seem to just be arguing with anybody thats got any opinion at all, but hey whatever makes ya happy


race is an unimportant concept given power by the society that allows it power, otherwise it's just genetic makeup. people in This country/society/zietgheist are disadvantaged because we allow it? poverty is an issue, education is an issue, a culture that has a class system is an issue, but not race itself, its just melanin damnit

peace out kids, I've said my peace/piece




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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-22-06 06:20 AM, in Crystal Shards Link
"why yes donovan, yes i can because i am your magic talking wrist...put a watch on me!"

*shuts down all the locks on the ventilation system*

"they are going nowhere, unless the children can bore through steel, which if merith has her panties in such a bunch that she threatened to have you kill Marin cause she wouldnt murder em over, well all i gotta say is they better be able to at least bore through steel"
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-22-06 06:34 AM, in One and three-word surveys Link
1. Where is your cell phone?:
lost

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?:
snuffles!

3. Your hair?:
haystack

4. Your mother?:
vitriolic

5. Your father?:
taciturn

6. Your favorite item?:
swords

7. Your dream last night?:
squid

8. Your favorite drink?
beer

9. Your dream car?:
Sleipnir

10. The room you are in?:
.....Expressive

11. Your ex?:
*unable to answer this in one word even though all of them are Psychotic*

12. Your fear?:
Eternity

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?:
Happy

14. Who will you hang out with tonight?:
Brohams

15. What you're not?:
Sausages

16. Muffins?:
beer

17: One of your wish list items?:
beer

18: Time?:
Madrugada

19. The last thing you did?:
.....regret

20. What are you wearing?:
shorts

22. Your favorite book?:
hmmm

23. The last thing you ate?:
kebab

24. Your life?:
Exaultant

25. Your mood?:
restless

26. Your friends?:
unconcious

27. What are you thinking about right now?:
Friends

28. Your car?:
FUBAR

29. What are you doing at the moment?:
BRICK!

30. Your summer?:
FECK!@

31. Worries?:
FECK!

32. What is on your tv?:
GIRLS!!!

33. When is the last time you laughed?:
ARSE

34. Last time you cried?:
GIRLS!!!

35. School?:
...BRICK

36. Last thing you bought?:
DRINK!!!
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-26-06 04:27 AM, in Crystal Shards Link
(ooc: yes he is being sarcastic...john is kind of a bastard)
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-26-06 04:46 AM, in Why I'm glad this board isn't like other boards... Link
*grabs everyone and drags them forcibly back on the topic of this thread*

Honestly i dont like message boards in general. Something about the anonymity or the ease of posting seems to encourage people to act like more of a tool then they normally do. As a method of communicating within a group of people it is...crippling to the way i normally express myself, i cannot seem to effectivly convey subtler meaning the way i could in person...however as the internet goes it is really one of the only ways a group dialogue can exist and it does allow me to keep posted on what my friends are up to, so i put up with some of the sillier, more .....beligerent aspects of these forums

furthermore this IS the best board i have been on, my feelings about the medium not withstanding.

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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-26-06 04:43 PM, in Firefly Trivia Link
Name: Malcom Reynolds
Gender: Male
DOB: 2468|09|20
Social Control #: 099.836.5.4112

Son of a Rancher, born on the planet
Shadow. Bound by law five times:
smuggling. tariff dodging.
transporting illegal cargo
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-28-06 01:52 AM, in Your Philosophy on Life Link
five tons of flax, baby...five tons of flax
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-29-06 04:08 AM, in Firefly Trivia Link
.....i should give you several penalties for calling me venlob (shakes fist in indignation)
but alliance planets as of what timeline?
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 12-29-06 04:41 AM, in Hmm... Pets... Link
i gots 2 dogs and 2 snakes and i used to have a scorpion but it died from cowardice/starvation (it was deathly afraid of feeder crickets....very sad)

their dossiers are available below

Name: Cammy
Species: dog (beagle/basset/pitbull mutt)
Likes: food, attention, and things that may possibly be food or basiclly anything she can justify eating
Dislikes:Rearranged furniture

this dog is smart and affectionate and has been my friend and companion for years, unfortunatly she is very old, blind, deaf, and has ceased to care about what/who she attemts to eat. she seems to have the whole house mapped out in her head, and runs around it bumping into our legs and then barking at us for getting in our way....and to give her food...and for no reason whatsoever

Name: Rose
Species:dog (black lab)
Likes: your undivided worship
Dislikes: anything less
this dog is phenomenally dumb and a complete attention whore

Name: Edmund Blackadder
Species: Black Pine Snake
Likes:exploring, darkness, boobs,cosplaying a rattlesnake
Dislikes: you
Edmund is basicly a crochety bastard. he doesnt get handled regularly enough because when he does he does things like escape and climb into the door of the dishwasher, crawl across three peoples shoulders and dive into the cleavage of whatever girl in the room is most terrified of snakes (it seems to be a fetish)...so after a few months of not being picked up or held much, he seems to have forgotten that humans arent going to eat him and so anytime you reach into his tank he does his rattlesnake impression. He isnt the slightest bit venomous but he prepares to strike, starts hissing like crazy and the tip of his tail actually vibrates, as though he wants desperatly to be a rattler (he is kind of a fanboy i guess)...then of course he bites you...which stings like a papercut but doesnt bleed and only compounds the not getting handled problem...its a vicious cycle.

Name: Jormundgand/Ormungandr
Species: Ball Python
likes:dirupting my typing, being held, pockets
dislieks..keyboarfds evidently
Jormungand is an adorable little baby python whose fondest wish is to be warm and wrapped around a friendly appendage, or balled up in a warm lap. Like most ball pythons she is totally nonaggressive and quite friendly. Generally she is slow to act (unless there are delicious mice at stake, then she strikes very quickly indeed) so she wont wander off. She seems very content to act as a sort of scaly necktie and so i take her places with me sometimes...so cute (she is my favorite, can you tell?). She seems to recognize people and whenever one approaches her she lazily lifts her head up to regard them with her flickering tongue or activly climbs onto them.

she will grow to be about seven feet long


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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 03:51 AM, in Firefly Trivia Link
but do uninhabited (reaver) planets count
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 04:17 AM, in Hmm... Pets... Link
....are you saying you only get old people as pets?....cause the young ones live too long?

EDIT: .....but seriously that is a little morbid


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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 04:24 AM, in Hmm... Pets... Link
so you want marry an old person? or just a disposable one time use spouse?
this thread is getting creepy....

...anywho so back to the subject i am glad to see we have so many cat and dog people....true bipartisanship in some households...very refreshing


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Posted on 12-30-06 04:29 AM, in Hmm... Pets... Link
long about thirty years, it is kind of a long term space investment.
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 04:34 AM, in Hmm... Pets... Link
maybe by ten years but thats more to do with the fact she is a girl...but she will get much much larger
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 04:43 AM, in A Working, Winged Jetpack from Swizerland Link
no he is indeed flying, he actually gains altitude at one point.
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 04:49 AM, in Hmm... Pets... Link
with boas and pythons it is best, at later stages, to just go ahead and build your own terrarium from plexi glass because the larger commercial models cost roughly about as much as sweden and a half
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 12-30-06 04:53 AM, in NEW YEARS RESOLUTION Link
i am going to learn to unicycle and i am going to audition in a proffesional capacity

furthermore...i pledge to use ellipsis...wherever...i like!
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