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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| what in the name of the good blue jesus is a MOS?
Military Oriented Sasquatch? My Only Shoe? (Last edited by venomouslobster on 03-11-07 04:41 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| they had shirts damn it! shirts and copper breastplates! and katanas hadnt freaking been invented yet and elephants and what the hell was up with the bladed arm bone dude!?*twiches as Elara tazers him*...sorry bout that...dont know what could have come over me
I gotta say i LOVED this film, despite its vigorous sideways rape of my favorite battle ever (the weapons and armor anyway). It was pretty and awsome even if the rhino scene was dumb. if you want to read an amazing book, read "gates of fire" by steven pressfield. reading it was what interested me in the 300 to begin with. (Last edited by venomouslobster on 03-13-07 07:27 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| *time stops for half a month or so and then resumes as normal*
"wow that question covers a whole lot of ground. Suffice it to say i have been in about two heaping scoops of assorted plays and amatuer theatre. I have done shakespeare and beckett and assloads and assloads of sam sheperd, i have been in crazy ass plays that seemed to be written by trained weevils and i have done amazing plays that rocked my loins with glory (a look back in anger...check it HOUT!). I have farted loudly infront of hundreds of people (oddly nobody noticed). Once i played the devil by putting one leg over my head and hopping onto the stage bellowing like a galapagos tortoise having an orgasm (that may sound odd but strangely enough it was almost the exact sound i made...nature shows are fun). While playing Richard III ( or tripledick, as i fondly refer to it as) in a production directed by Ted Lange (he played the bartender from the love boat evidently) i tripped over a throne and gashed my leg nearly to the bone...but since the character is crippled anyway i played it off as normal and merely spent the next 45 minutes limping (normal for Richard) and bleeding all over the stage (less than normal)...that was the preformance that all my exes went to ....at the same time....and sat in the front row....in chronilogical order...that was a weird production. Also in this latest production (antigone) i blocked a sword with my arm!wheeeeee" |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I am gifted actor but that is more training than talent (though i have no meagre amount of that), and i have an extremely well honed vocal instrument. i am very good at tongue twisters or anything involving elocution or speech (think announcers, shakespear and chatting) i am an exellent liar. If egged on properly i am freaking hilarious. I am quite charming, or so i have been told. I wish i was good at video games but i lack the dexterity. I am an exellent writer....if i have someone forcing me to finish the damn thing. Tragiclly, however...i am lazy so none of any of this counts for anything, inasmuch as i never bring any of my talents to bear.
Also elara forgot to mention that she rocks the history books like a fifty dollar gold plated blender....i have no idea what that means...but it is good |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| "for the betterpart, my siblings are assholes...Clones count as siblings right? In anycase i am the only natural spawn of the house of Cox. ...and my parent creatures are groovy...mom manages an arcade and dad works on something he isnt supposed to talk about but sounds like it would be incredibly dull even if he did, and they are both loving and supportive and bla bla bla.....next question"
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| twenty third birthday huh? *raises his arms in the air and waves them as though he was fondling a giantess, and crab walks around Pockets in a circle*
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" mAY ERis Not AsS-Rape Your Year! huzZZaH! |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| the following movies ARE being made for a sequel to grindhouse:
Machete Werewolf women of the SS (my personal fav) Thanksgiving |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I am a radical i suppose...definatly not conservative in any way shape or form. And i dont support partisan politics, i mean just because a large group of people have similar views dosent mean you can make them agree on anything...or get anything important (other than vying for position) done. I suppose i could be called a benevolent teleologist. (it might be prudent to point out that many of my beliefs are wildly conflicting with each other) Basicly i belief that rulership should be disspassionate, logical and calculated in how they do things but taking the passions of the people into consideration....so far i have no idea how this is to be done. Socialism seems to be pretty good, but shitty for the economy.
George Bush is an idiot who needs to be hit over the head with a sockfull of nickels, wake up the next day in the Iraq desert with a gun and a humvee and get his own damn oil. No Beheadings would be totally fine with me. Abortions tickle EDIT: HK47 for president! (Last edited by venomouslobster on 04-20-07 10:03 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I dont think Jack Thomson will ever actually read this article...assuming of course he can read. | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I would like to point out that his comments were not infact racist, but merely insults. he called them prostitutes with bad hair! The only reason anyones saying it was racist was because he used black vernacular to call them such!....and furthermore, free speech dosent enter into it, he is paid to talk about sports by a private institution, then he talked in a manner his employers disliked so they fired him.
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| Hey, what is wrong with sex with zombies? some people like cold people.
there ain't nothing wrong with a bit of necroromancing. I would be inclined to join this rp if i had the inclination to join rps. (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-01-07 11:46 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| Pockets should carve a pentagram into his face and if anyone bothers him, he should say that he "fell down some stairs"....then begin crying.
that'll keep em wondering |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| From what i recall random death and slaughtery badness is not what the satan of the bible is all about. He seems to be much more like a disgruntled car salesman than anything else. | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| all of the above. i guess i shall break it down by catagory:
videogames: world of warcraft (stupid game, but addicting... i have an awesome blue crab, her name is Lulabelle. quillboars suck!) and oblivion, which rocks so very hard! roleplaying games: i am currently in various d&d games, as well as some besm games that are hardly ever played. reading: i read a lot, and currently my favorite author is keith taylor. he wrote the Bard series, about a true bard of Erin... it is quite awesome. |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I can rarely go to sleep before four in the morning anyway, i have stayed awake for somewhat over twenty four hours all the time. its weird, sometimes when i am trying to get to sleep after a long time (usually longer than 24 hours) i have little auditory hallucinations, like i will hear people i know having conversations that are just made of random words....it is really weird
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| Hmn... that is a tough decision. I think that i am going to have to go with Xeo himself. | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| *Reality shifts and once more the lobster is the massive armor-plated harbinger of chaos made flesh in the form of the gargantuan arthropod hulk. The stage buckles and cracks where its eight crimson legs support it.
A murmer ripples through the crowd swiftly, leaving a pregnant, stunned silence in its wake.* "Dark side" *in lieu of an explanation the great Venomous Lobster waves his antennae in arcane passes, transforming the audience members into a clacking mass of live maine lobsters that proceed to overrun the stage and devour the cooking staff, as he himself vanishes in a puff of salmon* (Last edited by venomouslobster on 07-27-07 04:14 AM) |
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