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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| this is the dumbest quiz i have ever seen, according to it i am a whore....but then again it is designed by a guy named rebelcunt so.....yah | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| About five miles away from norton, there was an apartment. It was by no means a large apartment but the type of cramped loft apartment that seems to be made entirely of linoleum, formica, and cat hair. The floor of the apartment looked as though a brewery, a library, and some factory in japan where pocky and ramen was produced, had all been ransacked by the same group of unwashed Viking raiders, who then took the resulting mess and deposited it evenly across the already unclean carpet. The furniture situation was unfortunate, because there was none; no bed, no chairs, just some assorted gaming equipment hooked up to a television with a small hoard of games and dvd’s on it in one corner, and a very very very large safe in the next. On top of the safe there was a computer that was as sleek, and streamlined as it was powerful, this was used by the apartment owner primarily for downloading things. He would spend minutes downloading schematics and blueprints from sites that were not supposed to exist, blueprints to buildings containing articles of value, and schematics of security systems… he would also download porn and anime and porn that was anime. Inside the safe were more curious items, such as a set of hardrives, waiting to be sent to a fence in Amsterdam who would pay something to the tune of $10000 in unmarked bills for the information they contained. Next to the hardrives was a long black case containing a black bodysuit that made practicly no sound at all, some rope, an assortment of black shiny mechanical items with indiscernible utilities, a set of goggles that could see through walls people, and if the situation called for it, blouses, and there were also a number of passports, and small stacks of bills from various locations around the world, also there was an empty beer bottle.
From somewhere in the thick padding of garbage the phone rang. Beer bottles and ramen packages flew as a person erupted from beneath them. Fingers (the apartment owner) fumbled around tiredly for the phone, found it and answered… Hello city morgue… A cow? A sacred cow is on your chest? And you assume that I have something to do this cow on your chest? Dude… I didn’t tattoo any damn cow on you…no man I put you in a cab and sent you home…then I passed out….. ….ok sure come on over… *to be continued* |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| this poem is well constructed, well written, clever, funny and generally well written
i also hate it so much it makes my teeth hurt... though it is really just the subject matter that fills me with seething, baby kicking, ire... ...write more (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-28-05 08:54 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
glad to have you here ok boys back it in... *a dump truck drops off FIVE TONS OF FLAX at your feet* enjoy |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| it was GODLY!!!!! it was by ghendi Tartikovsky the same guy who did samurai jack and i think powerpuff girls. everything about it is blasting forth with harmonic awesome!!!!! not only does mace windu bestow vociferous ass kickings but you see just how good of a pilot anakin really is!!!....and obi wan kicks ass and yoda kicks ass....hell even padame kicks a little ass at one point. and there is a sith girl with two lightsabers and she kicks ass, and then anakin just unmercifully bitch slaps her to death and THAT kicks ass....and it is sooo well animated, like notice anakins lightsaber fight in the rain and how the rain hisses and turns to vapor on their lightsabers? and how the arctroopers communicate with each other? and how one Arc trooper just jumps in a tank and jumps out and it blows up? SOO FREEKING COOOL *twitches a little* I personally think it was better and more fun to watch than the last two movies! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| well... let me put it this way
the commercial is stupid the sandwich is stupid paris hilton is (you guessed it) stupid i am really tired of paris hilton shaking her cocaine addled, bad amateur porn making, emaciated ass all over my tv. i dont find her that hot anyway...i have seen better oh and i dont care if anyone is offended by anything. It is a concious descision to be offended. You can only be offended by things you are willing to let offend you |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| most of that was utter ranting but i bet you anything it was her camel, that would explain why she wasnt expecting it to sit on her | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| *Air drops five tons of flax over the entire area* | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| that one was delicious.....i liked it alot
(and i am a harry potter fan, it would appear that sarcasm is more difficult to convey online...keep writing) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| pot dosent make you horribly sick someday. that isnt what is wrong with it. what is wrong with it is that it makes you ok with being bored. it allows someone to stagnate and get nothing done....and come up with really stupid ideas for roleplaying games like elves that poop silver and goblins growing out of the ground... but that is another story...
...then again pot is actually very healthful under the right circumstances...a friend of mine who is deeply into pot used to be a rather rotund, sickly individual,with an ulcer and now he smokes pot and his ulcer went away, he slimmed down and has more energy and is alot happier now....lazy but happy. it is a nice enough hobby i suppose, it keeps him out of trouble. i guess for some people it works for them and for some people it works against them. the same could be said of anything ...tv, coffee, eating, drinking, wave of babies..anything |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| way to live the dream man! (i am not sure if i meant that sarcasticly or not) | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| Wow this is a kind of a first for it's genre....a deliberate continuity error... | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| they were dancers, silly....fish-like people dancers
anywho...i saw the movie and i enjoyed it immensly due to the fact that whenever anakin and padame started doing their cheesy soap opera immpressions i just stuck my fingers in my ears and imagined them saying creepy porn dialogue ie. when anakin says "your beautiful because i love you" i heard "my lightsaber is humming padame....it hums for you" and she would reply " oh anakin your force is so strong in me" |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| because by and large humans (and most living creatures) are driven by one overwhelming compulsion: to propagate their own seed
lust sells because lust is why we buy things to begin with. we buy hamburger so that we can survive, meet a member of the opposite sex that conforms to our personal preferance, have sex with them a number of times, possibly resulting in babies and the propagation of our species...all life is like a spiral fractal equation, branching out in every imaginable direction in a repeating pattern as it slowley, infinitely slowley converges toward its center |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| NO i most certainly would not date someone with VD. which is to say if i knew someone had VD i would not start dating them. if i was dating a lady and all of a sudden she aquired VD i would dump her in a flash.... if i really liked a girl and we hadnt done anything yet and she admited she had it i would tell her that that is ok, i will just never ever touch you again without a full latex body suit....
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| tRIgun!!!!!! ah how vividly i remember the nights spent huddled close to pocket's television while he is passed out by the computer in a snow drift of cat hair, watching the entirety of trigun on his tv recording jiggy! and also cowboy bebop...best character development ever! i am the secret love child of spike speigle and edward!!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I make soop soop i make with noodle, the noodles the noodles they fill me with noodles and oodles of poodles. but must have the spices the spices the spice is life! PREPARING TO FOLD SPACE...i am the kiswatz haderach!!! and you shall not use your weirding ways opon me!!!!! the soup flows throw me, and you, the tree the rock, and all living things! search your noodles padawan, the soup is strong in this one!!!the noodles would make sckaary tentecle rape...oh no my soup is violating her... soup would put all men to shame....fearsome tentacle soop must be stopped from lady violation..... nasty cold noodle tendrils and chunks o' undead chicken creeping up your thigh bring back memories of the first time, your boyfriend begging you over and over until you finally give in and feel his first nervous fumblings under formerly chaste garments giving way to clammy hands against pale alabaster skin elliciting no arousal at all....anywho back to soop soop is microwavable and if left to long will condence into a chunk of white hot radioactive soup that will burn a hole clear through to the center of the earth were it will be crushed into soup diamonds that a woman will wear in the future and i will pull off of her neck screaming THAT IS MY PRICELESS ROCK HEARD SOLID RADIOACTIVE SOUP!!@!!!!! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| I am the eye of a vast swirling hurricane formed of pure drama, though i may be calm, wherever i go everything becomes fraught with the woe of those i surround myself with. i wish i could give examples but i am sure certain people know what i am talking about and franky anyone else would be lost trying to follow the snares and tangles that are my friends lives. but the thing is, i cannot do anything to help any of them! i am paralyzed by loyalties so rather than taking sides i just sit back and watch as the people i care about go around figurativly poking themselves in the eye...it is just frustrating | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| if you cant look at a bowl of ramen without picturing it coming to life and penetrating a screaming anime girl then my work here is done | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6124 days Last activity: 5373 days |
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| aside from all that, I feel like i cant get caught up in the drama of others because on some level i am an outsider. i am by nature not the one you come to for comfort because i am blunt about telling people i care about what i think because i feel dishonest when i dont, and most people would like a more padded cushiony version of what i have to say. and i find that though I attract it i am never part of it,really. i see people going off to have private discussions that i am not allowed to hear and it is just sort of lonley...not that i want to be embroiled in chaos all the time...just every now and then i feel excluded in a way that seems dumb but feels no less valid |
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