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True Flight The One          Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 2686 days Last activity: 2671 days |
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| US Air Force Oath of Enlistment
I, Zoomie, swear to sign away 4 years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I'm too smart for the Army and because the Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike riding test as a valid form of exercise. I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States, even though I believe myself to be above that. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than all those around me and will at all times besure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of my snicker "Basic Training," I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, chairborne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back with it. I will do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. I consent to never getting promoted (EVER) and understand that all those whom I made fun of yesterday will probably outrank me tomorrow. So help me God. ___________________________________________ Signature Date US Army Oath of Enlistment I, Rambo, swear to sign away 4 years of my mediocre life to the United States Army because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, because I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers in my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will ever see is a court-martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my sexual...er...I mean Boot Camp, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home because if I let her out she might leave me for a smarter Air Force guy or a better looking Marine. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her back. While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive at work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave every day at 1300 to report back to the "company." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working in construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So help me God. ___________________________________________ Signature Date US Navy Oath of Enlistment I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," and because I thought, "hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world. using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, and head" instead of "floor, wall, hat, and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank and ensignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster (whatever that is) at 0700 hrs every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930 hours. I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found "colleagues." So help me Neptune. ___________________________________________ Signature Date US Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment I, state your name, swear... uuhhhh... high-and-tight... (grunt) cammies... uhh... ugh... Air Force women... OORAH! So help me Corps. ___________________________________________ Thumb Print Date (Y/N) (Last edited by One Shot One Kill on 05-01-09 12:43 PM) |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 2686 days Last activity: 2671 days |
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| Sarah looked at Crystle and sighed. "I didn't think that it was part of her memories at first," she put her pencil down and moved a hand to touch the skin to see if it really felt like sandpaper. "Wow, it really does feel like sandpaper." Sarah eyes thinned for a minute. "I fear that feeling that Sync feels. It was her memory yes, but it was my dream with my family and my friends and my home setting." Sarah sighed again. "It's so chaotic... She lost control."
I'm about to lose control in here.... It's time for you to walk out.... Sarah's face got a bit pale. N-no... What was that Dreck? No... I'm not going to let you have your fun here... |
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| meh... I'm living my life and the rest of columbus ga is too since the La Grange case is like 30 minutes north of me. | |||
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| Sarah looked at the bell. She dreaded her next class. ROTC PT day. Save it for the track Sync...
So you want me to score a 300 on that PT test again? Is that what this is about? "It seems like you two are getting along," the teacher said as they walked by. "But I haven't seen Sarah cut anything. You're not going to get full credit until Sarah separates the brain." Sarah looked at the teacher. She looked down. "Sarah, come now, everyone else has lifted the inscisors once today, you're no exclusion." |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 2686 days Last activity: 2671 days |
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| Sarah held the scalpel in one hand and held the brain down on the tray. She took the sharp object and cut into the brain. She was really quiet. Her eyes stayed focused on the brain. She could hear the screams of her nightmares in her head. When she finished the bell rang. Sarah gathered all her stuff together and ran out of the room. She was breaking out into a cold sweat. She opened the locker then threw her bag in. When she grabbed the locker bag her eyess grew a bit deeper in green and she slammed the locker shut. "Dammit!" Sync screamed. She walked down the hall to the gym. That girl.... pisses me off Dreck...
Why? Because you showing all of Bronwyn's traits... You're an earthly copy of her... And what's funny is... I stay like this to make you stronger, Dreck... Stronger? But you hurt my feelings and call me garbage... You know what I mean... So can I have fun in this class? Go ahead... have at it and take your anger out on PT. Sync smirked. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 2686 days Last activity: 2671 days |
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| So our rat terrier who is now 8 years of age got her 8th birthday present. She got a midnight rabies shot when I drove all the way back to columbus getting her the shot and came home at 3 in the morning. The reason being is because she had gotten into a tussel with a "critter". Mind you my mother didn't tell me which one, so I was paranoid. =_=
Then she got her bad teeth pulled out of her head. God she's on stronger pain killers than me when I sprained my ankle (Damn you army and their stinkin motrin STICK IT UP YOUR ASS UNCLE SAM. I DON'T NEED IBUPROFEN I NEED PERCOCET!! XD) Anyway, I get back from my work and the first thing I see is my dog laying down on my bed whining about being in so much pain. There's nothing I can do because she already had her pain killer for the night. The funny thing is my mother sent me a pic and video of my dog doped up on her meds. My god I was crying and feeling sorry for her and my coworkers were making fun of me for it but were calling my doped up doggie cute and what not. She's so pitiful right now. My mom's so crazy that she put the dogs teeth in the refrigerator to show me how bad they were rotting. I looked at them and my sad face went even sadder. My dog was going through a lot of pain. WHHHHHHHY!!! |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 2686 days Last activity: 2671 days |
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| *shrugs* I finally finished it... lame ending. =___= Why hurt the characters more like meeeeeee.... | |||
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| Brought to you byyyyyy
One Shot!!! Okay here's the game! It goes like this... The first person who answers gets the point. Then they have to wager a point in order to go to the next question. The higher the point the tougher the question. If you get it wrong you lose the point. You also have the choice of challenging the question. As we all know, I am human and sometimes I am wrong. If you were right you get another point or points of equal value. If you were wrong, you lose points of equal value. I will be keeping score! I want to get as many people involved at one time. The first two people to 50 points get to show down in a final round. I will get that challenge up as soon as possible. Remember have fun! |
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| from sankakucomplex.com
A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him. The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm. Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage. Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway. Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance. However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction: “He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.” Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely. The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip. Via MosNews. The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished. If only some would take these words to heart… |
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Originally posted by RogueOriginally posted by Elara I was going to say chihuahua |
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Moving out actually helps a relationship flower with your siblings.  I should know, me and Yuzu wouldn't stop bickering at each other and then there were days where she would approach me and my next answer was... Yeah... Okay... No... Right.... Okay... And that was the conversation. Honestly...
I'm sorry for your situation, but moving out will definitely be a good solution. |
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| lots and lots of plaque. In fact the vet told us that she had a peice of plaque that was larger than one of the teeth they pulled out.... Mom has that in the refrigerator too. | |||
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Old but fun. ^^ |
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| Sync walked into the locker room and began to change into her clothes. As soon as she finished tucking her gray "army" shirt in she walked out of the room. Sync began her stretches.
A girl came up to her and grabbed her by the shoulders slamming Sync into the wall. Sync gave a puzzeled look. "What's the matter primpy one?" The girl looked Sync in the eyes. "Tell me... How does it feel being the smartest and strongest one on our team?" Sync looked at the girl. "Is that a challenge to your commanding officer young one?" She smirked. The girl reached in for a punch, but Sync dodged it as she slumped to the ground. THe girl's fist hit the concrete wall and she screamed in pain. "OH MY GOD!" Sync lost it. She spun around and sent a kick tripping the girl up and sending her to the ground. She went in for another kick to the girl's side, but Sync was stopped. "KOLB!!!" Sync looked up. "Yes First Sergeant!" Sync looked over at the teacher. "How may I help thee oh great one!" "You're at fault here. Take your battle buddy to the nurse's office to see how her fist is doing." Sync shrugged. "You want me to do as I wish? She's just going to say that she fell down some stairs..." "This is your warning Cadet Kolb!" Sync sighed and grabbed the girl by the hurt fist. "OWCH!" Sync looked at the girl then slung her out into the commons. "You want to tussel? Let's go." "It's your fault!" The girl came zooming in to grab Sync's hair. Sync dodged and tripped the girl up again. "What did I do lassie?" The girl stopped. She got up and dusted herself off. "You caused her to fail her test... Why?" Sync glared at the cadet. "I'm left in charge of the study groups, I chose the place, and then you don't show up. You don't study, you don't pass. It's as simple as that." Sync pushed the girl on the wall. "Why do you not show up little bimbo? Do you leave your open to Greg after school? Or did you catch Shorter doing the spread eagle with Greg with out you?" The girl's eyes watered. She put her head in her hands then slapped Sync. "SARAH! This isn't you! Stop it!" Sync put a hand on her cheek. "Ooooh, I have hit a tender spot. What you're so mad about your boyfriend cheating on you with SHORTER of all people that you have to take it out on me?" Sync cracked her knuckles then sent a flying kick towards the cadets side. The girl's eyes widened as she screamed knowing it was going to hit her. Sync stopped two inches away from her side. "You piss me off. Go to the nurses office you piece of trash." Sync walked away and back into the gym. The girl walked into the nurses office a bit shaken by Sync's angered face. It sent chills down her spine. (Last edited by One Shot One Kill on 05-08-09 10:43 PM) |
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| will find out tomorrow! STAY TUNED. | |||
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| OKAY that's two. Need atleast one more to join in. *waits around for Kyoku and Leon* | |||
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| Sync walked into the gym then back to the locker room to secure her clothes and cellphone. She noticed there was a ton of messages back. She went through them. Nothing but Who is this. She then deleted most of them except the latest one, "Army shirt... thought I heard your voice... be good." Sync closed her eyes then shut the cellphone. She walked back into the gym and the teacher glared at her. "Okay okay, I'm ready to lead the PT Session today!" She jumped about 10 meters away from the bleachers. "Fall in!"
The students clamoured to fall into their squads. She then marched them outside. "Double time!" "DOUBLE TIME!" They replied. "March!" Sync shouted. She didn't wait for stretches everyone else did them earlier. Sync called out a cadence and the whole school could hear them spout out the cadence, causing most people to laugh. "It's a bright and sunny day, Two good friends went out to play, They gathered up all their money, Then they bought a jar of honey, The fat one ate it all, And he made the small one crawl. Yogi bear is dead, Booboo shot him in the head Yogi bear is dead, Booboo pumped him full of lead. Range Rick stood on a hill, He saw Booboo make the kill. Ranger Rick is dead, Booboo shot him in the head, Ranger Rick is dead, Booboo pumped him full of lead!" |
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