Originally posted by Astrophel

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Why are you trying to piss the terrorists off?

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A teenage girl wearing short-shorts is trying to do some kind of split or some shit in the middle of Times Square in NY. There's a bunch of people watching and taking pictures. At about 2:50, the mom...oh, did I mention the girl's mom is there? The mom takes offense to one of the perverts at the scene. The pervert rebuffs the mom and asserts his right to video teen snatch as long as it's in public. Cue the "white knight" bike rider...



I recognized the guys voice as Joey Boots, a long-time caller on the Howard Stern show.

*too lazy to host image*

What's even stranger is that Joey came out of the closet three years ago.

EDIT: BONUS! Help I need a cop, I'm being filmed! The fun begins at about 1:20. "Goodbye crazy woman!"

Joey knows the law, goddamnit! "The law is the law ma'am!"

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Most likely to defeat the Tentacle God, Xeus: Bitmap

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Originally posted by Topos

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Actually PC gamers are mostly hikki otakus with no friends and console gamers are perhaps marginally better.

So PS3.

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* Sisters found in filthy house
* Parents charged with abuse
* "Girls infested with lice and bugs"

POLICE in the US have charged parents of two grossly obese children with abuse.

Authorities found James and Anne Cordona's girls, aged five and four, living in a filthy, insect and mould-infested house in Marietta, Georgia.

The five-year-old child weighed 71kg and her four-year-old sister, 40kg.

A five-year-old girl should weigh about 19kg and four-year-old, 16kg.

A police warrant for the Cordonas said the older girl's hair was matted and infested with lice and bugs, and that she was so overweight she couldn't walk without wheezing.

Her sister was reportedly found lying on a stained mattress wearing only a urine-soaked diaper.

The soles of her feet were black from dirt and she was also allegedly covered in insect bites.

Mrs Cordona told news show CBS Atlanta: "I'm not guilty of anything."


She has been released on a good behaviour bond while her husband remains in jail.

The Cordonas' neighbour, Larry Willis, told a local a newspaper that the girls "didn't wear normal kid clothes. They were often dressed in robe-type clothes or diapers."

"And I don't remember seeing them in shoes, even in the cooler weather." he said.

The girls have been taken into care.

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Originally posted by Phoenix

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I blame this entire thread.

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Originally posted by Gunmetal Badass

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The first video is a corrupted FUKKIRETA (warning, the annotations seem to be corrupted by 4chan).

The second video is a corrupted Miku Miku Ni Shite Ageru.

The third video is a corrupted Touhou song, not sure which one though.

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One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillator's, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door".

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Insiders say some of the footage displayed Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville and cohorts doing their usual pratfalls, but the stunt that really won the day was called “The Heli-cockter.” One of the Jackass crew—I believe it was “Party Boy” Chris Pontius—tethered a remote control-operated helicopter to his penis, and sat there grinning as the copter swung in circles, flying out at the spectacle-wearing Paramount executives who green lit the film.

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